aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye bola Allah ke naam par kuch de do,baba aap ki rozi main barkat ki dua Karen gain.

admi foran bola baba jee apne liye bi dua kar lijye.

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