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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Todays Jok!!!!! Like no likes.
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khawer77 Age: 31 4258 days old here Total Posts: 624 Points : 2 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	a girl said trust me hahahahaha tu yar trust kr lo na bechari pr Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 12:45:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa... Kya BoLti Tu

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Posted on September, 14 2013 10:57:13 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha rashid bhai ye joke zyada maze ka nahi tha........ Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 09:39:53 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Banta: Agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya krte ho?
Santa: Cooler k samne baith jata hun
Banta: phir bhi Garmi lage to?
Santa:To Cooler ON kar laita hun

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Posted on September, 15 2013 04:42:15 PM

rashidfarooqz

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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race
What the guys are doing" asked the sardar
We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner
Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating

lo dasoo

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Posted on September, 15 2013 06:21:07 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha. Buhat funny joke hai. Carry on rashid bhai. Aj inbox khali hona chahye. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 06:34:24 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai

Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"

Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

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Posted on September, 15 2013 08:50:29 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaha sardar to cha gya hai well sardar or gas se start nahi hoti Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2013 09:23:16 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahah, buhat hi funny jokes hain sare hi, mujhe buhat hi passand aye hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2013 11:44:49 AM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	aur yeh sms kitne dinon ka joke of the day lekha jae ga guiezz. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2013 07:08:21 PM

rashidfarooqz

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aik sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

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Posted on September, 16 2013 07:12:15 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha

Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?

Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

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Posted on September, 17 2013 08:07:20 PM

khawer77 Age: 31 4258 days old here Total Posts: 624 Points : 2 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha rashid bhai plz nae jokes share krn ye to pehle share ho chuka hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 19 2013 06:52:49 AM

Saim44 Age: 34 4290 days old here Total Posts: 2775 Points : 11 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	trust on girls aisi bhi kia bat hui ke ap un pr aitebar ni krte Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 19 2013 07:32:05 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia

Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na

Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

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Posted on September, 19 2013 09:03:20 PM

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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Posted on September, 20 2013 06:01:11 PM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaha bilkul girls kahete hen jaan trust me... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 20 2013 06:03:52 PM

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aneel said:
hahahahahaha bilkul girls kahete hen jaan trust me...

Aneel... what else if wife say the same thing ?

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Posted on September, 20 2013 06:13:04 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doctor:which soap u use? santa: Bajrang soap Doctor: Paste? Santa: Bajrang paste Doctor: Brush? Santa: Bajrang brush Dr.Is Bajrang an international company? santa: No bajrang is my room Partner Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 20 2013 08:07:37 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine Happily they drank & went away Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2013 03:34:29 PM

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