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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Todays Jok!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha rashid bhai rocks..........kia baat hai rashid bhai maza a gya super insult Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 11:25:57 AM

Saim44 Age: 34 4290 days old here Total Posts: 2775 Points : 11 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai acha joke mara hai becharion ki insult hoi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 12:02:22 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi.
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me.

Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya.

Usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi

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Posted on August, 24 2013 06:25:27 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Hitler says,
There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Santa Singh says: Ab bolne se kia faida? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”.

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Posted on August, 24 2013 06:37:30 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	kabhi kabhi mery dil men khual aata he Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 06:57:44 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Banta:kya kar raha hai?

Santa:Lassi bana raha hun

Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai?

Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai..
ab bata..
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Itni Saari Lassi kon piye ga?

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Posted on August, 24 2013 08:05:10 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha. Rashid bhai buhat acha joke post kya hai apne. Mza a gaya joke perh ker. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 08:07:24 PM

rashidfarooqz

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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"

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Posted on August, 24 2013 09:07:46 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Great insult...!!
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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek
Larki Baithi hui thi
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Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie
Chahiye................?
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Larki - Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere
Sath.

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Posted on August, 24 2013 09:54:22 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye jokes ab boht old hogya he koi new try kro Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 10:43:08 PM

azzy Age: 34 4156 days old here Total Posts: 342 Points : 12 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	yaar girls k sath bhi ap k alag alag rishty hoty hain Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 11:05:02 PM

Saim44 Age: 34 4290 days old here Total Posts: 2775 Points : 11 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha boy friend han ya coolie koi ferq hi nai raha aj kal Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 25 2013 11:22:32 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa opened a Face book A/C,
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,
he was confused abt what he can write on 'Wall'
Aftr deep thinking he wrote
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"Yaha kuch likhna Mana Hai

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Posted on August, 25 2013 12:02:43 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4656 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahah yeh to waqai ma asal joke tha Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 25 2013 02:50:06 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	jokes hi jokes chal rahy hen hr tarf Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 25 2013 03:20:45 PM

rashidfarooqz

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police: khabar milli hai kai aap kai ghar dhamka khaiz
mawaad mojood hai.

aadmi : sahib jee itlaeh to theek hai magar abhee wo
maikay gai hoee hai.

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Posted on August, 25 2013 06:17:54 PM

macher Age: 30 4242 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hohohohoho yar biwi ko dhamaka khiz mawad keh raha ha.........hohohoho Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 25 2013 07:53:18 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardaron kai gaon main naddi pur pul banaya gia. Engineer
nai pul ka iftittah kia aur wapis chulla gia.

Aik saal baad wo gaon gia to hur shahks pull kee tareef kar raha tha. wo pull pur gia to dekha pull bilkul nia ka nia hai. uss nai gaon walon sai poocha

Tum log pul istemal nahin kartay to phir meri tareef kyon kar rahay ho ?

to sub logon nai kaha kai nahin janab pehly hum dhoop main
naddi paar kartay thai abb pull kee chaon main kartay hain.

Engineer yeh sun kar naddi main kood gia

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Posted on August, 25 2013 09:09:11 PM

azzy Age: 34 4156 days old here Total Posts: 342 Points : 12 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	o o u r rit bt yha girls ko girlfrnd se define kiya gya hai g. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 25 2013 10:49:10 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah wah kia joke mara he bhai ji Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2013 08:07:42 PM

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