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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Todays Jok!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4156 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 05 2013 12:13:57 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo "Mun mai pani ana" . Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia.. Like SyedZaigham like this.
	Posted on September, 06 2013 09:32:59 AM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Banta se o yr tera kuta tu shear jesa lagta hai kia khelata hai.. Banta kehta hai o yr wo shear hi hai laodiya bazi kr kr k shakal kuty jaisy ho gai hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2013 05:41:10 PM

rashidfarooqz

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3sardar so rahe the .
3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi..
1 sardar uth kar niche so gaya...

Dusra bola.
Oye! Ab jagah ho gai

Upper aaja.

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Posted on September, 06 2013 07:49:51 PM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	why girl said to u trust me is there any wrong. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2013 12:33:57 AM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	joke abhi tu mere mind main nh hai kal bataon ga joke............ Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2013 06:28:57 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 08 2013 09:33:46 PM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	kyu kis se jhoot bole aur kya jhoot bola Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 03:06:20 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar yeh bat to hai k jokes k name per jhoot hi bola ja rha hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 10:10:31 AM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4156 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai, Tumhara paigam aye na aye, Par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai… Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 07:56:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Fakeer to Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
Hai Ap Bhi Kuch Khilao ?

Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola

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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:23:00 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4127 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	A gud and reality base JOKE !! like it !! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 08:26:32 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:29:19 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha han g aisa hi kerna chahiye tha santa ko......hahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2013 09:38:39 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	shezi bhai carry on ,apka yeh wala topic buhat hi shandar ja rha hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2013 03:42:13 PM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Han yar thek he khe rahe ho girls jhoot he bolte hen .. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2013 06:38:41 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa Ki Wife Ne Use Office Jate WaQt Kaha
"See You In The Evening"
Santa Gusse Me :- Me B Tujhe Dekh Lunga
Chudeil.
Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai

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Posted on September, 10 2013 09:10:45 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	aj ka joke bhi post ker hi dain bhai ji, mujhe to buhat ache lge hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2013 10:48:01 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa proposing a girl:
Darling kya tum mujse shadi karo gii?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karo gii?

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Posted on September, 11 2013 08:58:48 PM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaaha very nice and perfect jokes for the boys... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2013 09:05:33 PM

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