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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Todays Jok!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Aap Kitna Parhe Ho? Friend: B.A Sardar: Kamal Karte Ho Yaar, Sirf Do Word Parhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:19:28 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara... Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai''? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 12:14:11 AM

Tanveermasood Age: 34 4312 days old here Total Posts: 106 Points : 66 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	mazaq acha hain mamo. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 06:35:09 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	aj ka joke bhi post ker hi dain, buhat ache jokes hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 09:35:32 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	geton mein zindagi hai Chaahat hai, preet hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 02:34:45 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4288 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye joke roz he hota hai yar is joke ki tu baat he na kru naa Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 04:09:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

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santa : mere padosi ka bachha gum ho gaya
banta : phir tu ne kya kiya ?
santa : maine kaha google per search kar lo mil jaye to download kar lena

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Posted on September, 02 2013 09:30:23 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4288 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	girls pa mat jana ye kahen ka nh chorti hain q azab men dalty hu??? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 10:13:46 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
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Santa: Abe Aaj Subha Tere Kutte Ne Meri Kitaab kherab kar Di

Banta: Main Use Abhi Saza Deta Hoon

Santa: Rahne De Bhai, Maine Saza De Di Hai

Banta Hairani Se: Kaise?

Santa: Maine Uske Katore Ka Doodh Pee Liya

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Posted on September, 02 2013 10:40:30 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha itna bhi funny ha shezi bhai main to rashid bhai ke joke pr hansa hn Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 09:55:34 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	awais bhi ap bhi koi jokes add ker do. mujhe buhat ache lagte hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 09:59:47 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	teri masumiyaan aye ISHQ ruswah sab baja lekin Yeh duniya hai farishtOn pe bi tOhmaat aa hi jati hai . Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 03:59:31 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kiya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-peyar nahi karte
Aaj powder le ja k denge to kal wo Pipsi mange ga

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Posted on September, 03 2013 09:31:36 PM

rashidfarooqz

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3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi...

Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
first farmer: Bajra
Inspector: Wrong Food
Arrest him
Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?
Banta: Rice
Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho
Arrest him too
Santa ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le

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Posted on September, 03 2013 09:42:27 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4156 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	u r rit bt yha girls ko girlfrnd se define kiya gya hai g. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 10:19:16 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
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Teacher: Define Management?

Santa: Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai

Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Santa: ummmmmmmmmmm... ............... .and this is called Management

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Posted on September, 03 2013 11:15:52 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha santa ki khair ho g ab maar khane ka waqt aa gya hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2013 09:34:49 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2013 09:07:18 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2013 10:09:19 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4156 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye. . 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 05 2013 12:10:44 AM

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