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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Todays Jok!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me) Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa: Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagal Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hain Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2013 11:15:55 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha trust kun nahi kerte ap girls pr ye joke kese ho sakta hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 27 2013 09:55:27 AM

macher Age: 30 4242 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hohohoho machri bhi aisa kahe to mujhe hansi hi ay gi Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 27 2013 11:28:48 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	buhat acha joke hai bhai, carry on, on bhi jokes post karian. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 27 2013 11:30:23 AM

macher Age: 30 4242 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	heart bhai man zyada jokes add ni kerta ta ke logon ke pait man dard na pr jy Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 27 2013 11:35:45 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	machar bhai ap kud aik buhat bre joke hain, apko joke add kerne ki kya zarorat hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 27 2013 11:37:06 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	what a joke Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 27 2013 06:25:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa: Yaar Uth zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Gire ga To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kiraye dar Hain

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Posted on August, 27 2013 10:02:14 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	theek he bhai tum bhi theek ho apnu jga Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 27 2013 10:49:32 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Yaar Hajjam ke Pass 3 Rupye nahi tthy To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

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Posted on August, 28 2013 08:00:22 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhah kya kehny ji, joke bnany waly bhi kmal krtyy hen Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2013 08:30:53 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: ullo jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai hai

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Posted on August, 28 2013 10:45:15 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai buhat funny joke post kya hai apne, mza a gaya. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 29 2013 10:45:09 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye. Que. the : 1. China kis mulk ma hai.? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai.? 4. Tamatar ko Urdu may kya Bolte hain.? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai.? Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 29 2013 05:59:55 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	larkilon ki itni be izti mat kia kro yar... Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 29 2013 09:54:21 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
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Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya

1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?

Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.

Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?

Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

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Posted on August, 30 2013 08:06:13 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	is mein joke wali kiya baat hai.....??? Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 30 2013 11:17:28 PM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	SHAGIRDeIQBAL bhai ne Sahi kaha hai is main Joke wali kon si bat hai mujhy bhi jok wali bat tu nh nazar aae Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 09:14:27 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4288 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana" . Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:16:58 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4288 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay . Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo . After Case Qatil: Kya howa? Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:18:04 PM

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