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Shezi143


Age: 41 Male
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Status : Offline		 Subject : Todays Jok!!!!!




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Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5014 days old here
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Status : Offline		 aik Chor, Police se chupta hua aik tooti Qabar mein lait gia
Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar par Matti dalna bhool gaye,
Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di
Chor bola:

Bachao

Bachao

Pathan: Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo “AZAAB” shuru ho gaya ha


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Posted on September, 27 2013 06:13:21 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sick guy to Doctor wife on the phone: I thought marrying a doctor would end all problems.

Girl: And I thought marrying a SOFTWARE ENGINEER would at least get me a genuine windows, did not happen.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:21:55 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 SHAKESPEARE Said…!!
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Meri Maa ki Kasam Maine Itni Baatein Nahi Kahi

Yeh Log Khud Se Bana Bana K Kehte Hai

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:24:38 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: Samajhdar

Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:25:57 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Log khty hn k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghr taleem yafta ho jata hai

Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 lrky fail ho jaty hn uska kya?? :P :P

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:28:23 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The most heart breaking moment of my childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi…
(areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do)..

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:30:21 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 PAppu Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha

Aalu LeLo Aalu

Ek Aadmi Bola: Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir

Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe ho… ??
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PAppu Bola: Chup ho jaa saale

warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi. :O :/

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:32:09 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Nokrani: Light chali gai hai
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Meera: tu Mother Light jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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Meera: uff u paindos i mean Mom-Bati….! :P :P Buhahhaha

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:36:27 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dua ki apeal…

Ek bachi ha 17 saal ki bOhot he pyari

Dua karain

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K wo mere sath set ho jaye =P =

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:38:08 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo Gadi Kaun Chala Raha Tha
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Socho
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Ek POLICE OFFICER..

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:40:17 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan ko TEHRIK-E-INSAF ki taref se msg aya

Kya ap Imran Khan k sth hain?

Pathan ne reply kia; Nahi me ghr pr hun, Kuon kheryat ha?..

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:41:20 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 young Doctor ne clinic khola.,
Thori der bad 1 admi aaya,

Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne k liye telephone ka receiver uthaya
or appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga,

Farig hone k baad doctor admi se:

G sir..? Admi: PTCL se aaya hun, telephone activate karne k liye..

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:42:36 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes!!! pakistan u know why?

har raat candle light dinner… =P

Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:43:41 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.


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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:49:31 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 *Top clas insult*
Prfsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki arzo rhi k us ki mehbooba k haseen zulfon se sharab k katray tapken or wo use halaq men utar le.
Boy: sir agr us k baalon men jouwen hon to Ghalib wo b halaq men utar len gy…???
prfsor: Ghalib ko apni mehboba se ye arzoo thi apki mehboba se nhi :-

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:50:42 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 30 Male
4268 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wapda waloun ki maa ki……
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azmaat ko mera slaam.
(‘;’)>Aslaam oalikum
/)( / \anti g. ;-)
aiday hramday bchy jamay

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:52:13 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5014 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 @ MrNumanM

aik time par aik topic main aik reply post kero warna sari MEHNAT delete kar di jaey gii

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Posted on September, 27 2013 11:08:26 PM
taimoorkhan


Age: 31 Male
4280 days old here
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Location:
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yaar girls k sath bhi ap k alag alag rishty hoty hain
koi behen hoti hai
koi cousin hoti hai
koi bhabhi hoti hain
koi dost hoti hai
sub ko 1 he line main khara kerna thek nahi hai

Like

mujhe ap ka answer both pasand aya ha bhai g

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Posted on September, 28 2013 11:38:59 AM
SyedZaigham


Age: 36 Male
4102 days old here
Total Posts: 1162
Points : 120

Location:
Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 My Boss texted me... "Oye! joke bhej..."

I replied: "Sir, abhi mein kaam kar raha hon..."

After sometime Boss replied: "Mat joke tha... aur bhej yaar.........................

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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:19:34 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5014 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Shohar Biwi say: Ye kiya tum 1 or suit ley aai?
Aßhi parso hi to.
Bv chilla kar ßoli:
Kiya parso?
Bolo..Bolo
Kiya kaha tum nay?
Kiya parso,parso kiya, ßolo jaldi!
Bataao kiya parso…?
Shohar: Kuch nahi, ma bus ye keh raha
tha ky parso bhi ek hi suit laai thi pagli aaj to 2 ley aati




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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:37:10 PM
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