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Shezi143 Age: 41 4701 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Todays Jok!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM

macher Age: 30 4208 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karo gii? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karo gii? hohohohohoho g oy santa Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2013 09:34:18 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jao gai?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaun ga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola
Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana

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Posted on September, 11 2013 09:47:49 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4278 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha santa yar ap to sardar ko bhi cross ker rahe ho pr pathgan se peeche ho Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2013 09:16:27 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4173 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahha, sata benta k jokes nhi nuhat mze k hote hai na. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2013 11:31:27 AM

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Shezi143 bhai

kbi bi 5on finger ek jtni nahe hote .......

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Posted on September, 12 2013 12:45:52 PM

aneel Age: 27 4521 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	mere khyal se hamen girls pe trust karna chahi ye itna jo kahe rahe hen hahahahahahahahaha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2013 03:05:36 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Beta: Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya?

Maa: Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga, aur ye sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain Jahan Acha Ladka dekha shuru ho gaye
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to handan bhi…........

Beta: Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi

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Posted on September, 12 2013 08:02:17 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4278 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaha lo g hun gal kro ami nu vi phansa dita....kamal hai bhai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 08:32:01 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Question: Shadi ke waqt dulhay ko gorhay par kion bethaya jata hai??
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Answer: Last warning di jati hai, ke abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja

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Posted on September, 13 2013 08:29:23 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 08:40:02 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wese mjhe toh iss mai joke wali koi bat nazar nae aye !!! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 08:50:14 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale?

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya

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Posted on September, 13 2013 08:56:38 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun . Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 09:04:03 PM

rashidfarooqz

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1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45 ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me 5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or kaha, Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5Rs. Vapas do.

Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne socha iska badla lena chahiye

Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola, ye le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab baraabar

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Posted on September, 13 2013 09:10:04 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Pathan calls his Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta, Car ka steering, gear, sab chori hogia hai . After 5 minutes, . He calls again: Aa raha hon, galti se pechli seat mai baith gia hon Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 09:18:11 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai ainak banwa do.

Santa took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Santa: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahta hai tu.

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Posted on September, 13 2013 09:29:56 PM

aneel Age: 27 4521 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	han guiezz omer bhai point pe baat kar rahen he i agree with omer bhai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 10:24:32 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi ruk ja kal chale jana.
banta:-tikh hai to main ghar se night suite le k aata hun
santa:-tikh hai jaldi aana

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Posted on September, 13 2013 11:25:35 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4173 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai buhat acha joke hai, lagta hai k apko bhi jokes buhat passand hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 10:00:09 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4278 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha yar ye santa banta ke jokes ap ke pas buht hain rashid bhai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 10:44:32 AM

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