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aadreshk


Age: 29 Male
4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Subject : funny its funny funny (closed)
Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 ew Qaumi Tarana

Zardari ki zameen shad bad,
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad,

Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad,

Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,

Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad,

Benazir dunya se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,

Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,

Saye-e-America,
Sar pe Sawar!

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Posted on July, 02 2012 04:01:50 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kuch tu apne muqaddar mei andhere he thai Faraz
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Kuch Wapda walo ne apni behn ka Rishta de dyaa.



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Posted on July, 02 2012 04:03:07 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Load shedding k fawaaid
Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko rozgar ki farahmi
Bijli ka bill kam aiga
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving
TV na dekhnay se gunaho may kami
Sabr karnay ki waja se jannat mein jaanay k ziyada imkanaat.

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Posted on July, 02 2012 04:04:04 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

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Posted on July, 02 2012 04:04:44 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Aadmi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO Zardari}

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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:18:09 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Breaking news by Geo:
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:19:59 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Yaad-e-Khuda dilon main jagata hai WAPDA.
Khalq-e-Khuda ko shab-o-roz jagata hai WAPDA.
Band kar k bijli sulagti dopehar main.
Dozakh ka aks yun dikhata hai WAPDA.

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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:21:53 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wapda Light Controlar:

Niyyat karta hoon,

2 se 3 Ghantey Light le jane ki,

Wastey Apni Hakoomat k,

Zulam Ghreeb Awam per,

Moo Switch ki taraf,

Le Fair Gayee O....



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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:22:51 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Zindagi milti hai aik baar
Zindagi milti hai aik baar

Maut aati hai aik baar

Iqrar hota hai aik baar

Pyar hota hai aik baar

Jab hota hai sab kuch aik baar

Phir Light kiu jati hai baar baar?

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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:26:30 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wapda walo se humye itni Mohabbat hy FARAZ,

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Agar wo rooth jayen tu hamye nend nhi aati...


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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:27:51 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Har khushi hansi mange Aapse,

Harpol khushbu mange Aapse,

Itni roshni ho apki zindgi me k,

Khud Wapda waly connection mangen Aapse.

"HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING".

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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:29:04 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 oad shedding k fawaid:
Generator, UPS or Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Bijli ka bill kam se kam,
Mobile Charge no hony se balance or Time Saving.
TV na dekhne se gunahon main kami.
Sabar karne se Jannat main jany k ziyada imkanaat.

A Public Service Message is brought to you by KESC.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 06:31:03 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!

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Posted on July, 03 2012 10:12:52 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy ,,,,!

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Posted on July, 03 2012 10:16:10 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 "2 lovers in K.F.C" Larka: kia khao gi
"2 lovers in K.F.C"
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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"naan tikki" mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan.

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Posted on July, 03 2012 10:19:13 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Attention Guys''
Girls may not that much ugly as she look in i-card
and also may not that much beautiful as she look in Facebook profile..

Be Aware.. ..:P


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Posted on July, 03 2012 10:21:08 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy did mistake,
Girl shouted at him,
Boy :"SORRY"
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Girl did a mistake,
Boy shouted at her,,,, Girl started crying,

Boy : "SORRRRRY" :P

Kia Ye Khula Tazaaaaad naheeen?


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Posted on July, 03 2012 10:24:18 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay ..

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3)

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Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo ..

Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!! :P

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Posted on July, 03 2012 10:26:21 AM
Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5009 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pinky

Please post you jokes in Limits , maximum you have 3 jokes ( in regular posting ) permit to post

Warning : other wise i'll delete your comments & system will automatically delete your points

Regards : Omer Hafeez ( www.pak101.com )

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Posted on July, 03 2012 11:11:48 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Love Before Marriage..

JANO..Agur Tum Nhi Tu Myn B Nhi, Myn Nhi Tu Tum Nhi...

Love After Marriage..

Beghairt..Aj Tu Nai Ya Myn Nai..


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Posted on July, 03 2012 05:16:54 PM
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