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aadreshk


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Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 This Lighe Going Time Is Brought To You By:

Radio Mirchi Fm
(suno, sunao, life banao)

Media Partner Ibm

Wild stone 4 men

New Vival Soap (khoobsurti ander se nikhare)

Happy Loadshading...

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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:08:37 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
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Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Phatan raat k 10 bje gari ki lights OFF kar k ja raha tha.

Police: Oy lights kyu OFF hy?

Phatan: Hakumat ne kha hy sham 6 se raat 11 tk falto lights OFF rekho.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:10:59 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
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Status : Offline		 Hum ne to aise he kaha tha k humain andhera pasan hai Faraz....


Manhoos KESC walon ne puray shehar ki batti bujha di.



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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:12:18 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Mujhe halka halka bukhar hy
Jo mere sar pe sawar hy
Kyon k kaam hy na kaaj hy

Ye wapda walo ka kamal hy
Har banda behaal hy
Aap sunae aapka
kya hal hy?

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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:14:03 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:15:35 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:17:11 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

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Status : Offline		 Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?


Amma: Mai mannat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi.

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola: Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita

1 Wapda wala sadd laina C.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:18:30 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?


Amma: Mai mannat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi.

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola: Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita

1 Wapda wala sadd laina C.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:20:54 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray thy.

Ek Farishtay ne dusray se pucha,

Ye itnay aaram se kese soye parray hain?

Dosray ne kaha: Ye Pakistan se aaye hain, Garmi aur Load Shedding k Aadi hain.



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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:23:22 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
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Points : 45

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Status : Offline		 Garmi aur Load Sheding ka torr

"HIMMAT FAN"

Aaj hi ghar laen aur Garmi se nijaat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:25:16 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 2 Days of Power cut in Pakistan made life miserable.

Worst affected was Peshawar where all the PATHANS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:25:55 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
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Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Mere sapno ke raani kb ay ge tu
Aye rut mastani kb aye ge tu

Beet jae zindagani kb ay ge tu
Chali aa chaali aa
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(About Electricity Load shading)


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:26:39 PM
Omer87


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Status : Offline		 Pinky

yeh kia chal raha hai ?

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Posted on July, 01 2012 02:06:54 PM
owaisahmed55


Age: 36 Male
5038 days old here
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Status : Offline		 hahahahahahahh sahi keh rahe ho bhai mujhe bhe esi waja se ya soap nhe pasand

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Posted on July, 01 2012 02:52:13 PM
Omer87


Age: 37 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 OA

bhai yeh baaten kabhi main ny note he nahi kee thi

or ab time he nahi milta dekhny ka

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Posted on July, 02 2012 01:29:27 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 PEOM

Zindagi barri udaas hai,

Mujhe lagi pyaas hai,

Mujhe dunya se na koi Aas hai..

Khuda kary uski LIGHT chali jaye jo ye sochay k


Meri POEM bakwaas hai..

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Posted on July, 02 2012 11:47:08 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana hai,

Load Shedding ka Zamana hai,

Kar do Ek Acha sa SMS Rawana,

Balance Bacha kar kya UPS lagwana hai?

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Posted on July, 02 2012 11:50:19 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wife: Aji suntay ho! Aaj humaray Munnay nay Pehli Baar Aadha Jumla bola....

Husband: Acha Kya Bola???


Wife: KESC ki MAA ki..... :-)


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Posted on July, 02 2012 11:53:23 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
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Status : Offline		 *;*;*;
*(".,.")* Haal Kaisa
>")("< Hai Janab
,(")("), Ka?

Kya Khayal hai Aapka?

Hamari to Light Gai HO HO HO,

Tumhari bhi Chali jaye HA HA HA.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 11:54:07 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 A public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi Aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien" :P

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Posted on July, 02 2012 11:55:29 AM
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