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aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny its funny funny (closed) Why I Hate C.I.D An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM

aadreshk

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n Karachi 2O20:

Miyan BV Aur Bache So Rahe The,
Achanak Se Un Ka Bacha Cheekh Cheekh K Rone Laga.

B.V: Kambakht KESC Wale Waqt Ba Waqt Light Khool K Bachon ko Dara Dete Hain.

Na Ro, Soja Mera Beta 1 Gantay Ki Baat Hai,
Phir BAND Karden Ge, Aram Se Soja. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:07:05 PM

aadreshk

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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai...

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Jab Bijli He Nahi Hoti to Bill Kahan Se Aata hai?

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:07:56 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Jab Light Jati Hai:

Defence Women says: Oh my God! Hey Guards, Turn on the Generator.

Women of Gulshan: Lo gai light UPS start hai Koi Check karo.

Lyaari Women: Mariviya KESC Wara Kutay Ja Bacha. Heen hul Shakoor Mombatti Baar. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:08:26 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:09:10 PM

aadreshk

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Load Shedding k Nuqsanaat:

Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Darwaza knock kia.

Biwi: Kon?
Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!

Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,

Phir Andar kon hai?

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:09:57 PM

aadreshk

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Duniya ki woh konsi Company hai jo Duaon pe nahi balke bad'duao pe chal rahi hai?

G Han.

Aapne bilkul sahi guess kiya.

Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:10:42 PM

aadreshk

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Akbar: Anarkali! Tujhe Kya Chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?

Anaarkali: Jahanpanah Mujhe na Taj Chahiye aur na he Takht.

Bus 1 Naya Connection Chahiye.

U.P.S Ka. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:11:12 PM

atif03 Age: 47 5009 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	acha Rahul us ka bahi tha phir tu wo rahul ki behan howi na @cid Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 28 2012 06:16:42 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4669 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	pata ni Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 29 2012 08:47:11 AM

mukaram1128 Age: 35 4933 days old here Total Posts: 242 Points : 101 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahah u right Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 29 2012 02:42:15 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5009 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahah to kia tumhen waqaye CID darama pasand nahi Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 29 2012 05:56:26 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4669 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	funy Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 30 2012 09:26:40 PM

pinkey

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Mery Dosto!

Mery Azeezo!

Apny Apny Mobile Charging Pe Laga Do.
Is Se Pehle K KESC Apni Aukat Dikhaye.

Regards
Your Well-wisher.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:35:00 AM

pinkey

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Tamam Pakistaniyo Se Guzarish Hai.

K Kuch Dino k Liye Susu Bathrom Mai Na Karein.

Balke Shoper Mai Pack Kar k Wapda k Office Mai Jama Karwa Dain.

Taa K Jaldi Paani Ki Kami Puri Ho.

Aur

Load Shedding Ka Jaldi Khatma Ho. :-)

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:35:49 AM

pinkey

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Trin Trin!

Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai.

Ooper Ka Number De Den.
Likho, 0000000,

Trin Trin!
Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay.

Hello! Hello!
Tont Tont Tont

Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab. :-)

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:36:32 AM

pinkey

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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai...

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Jab Bijli He Nahi Hoti to Bill Kahan Se Aata hai? :-)

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:38:08 AM

pinkey

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* Lakeeren *

Usne Mere Hath ki Lakeeren Dekhin

Aur

Phir Hans k Kaha.

Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.

Siwaye....

BIJLI Kay. :-)

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:39:54 AM

pinkey

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Its A Real Story
Its a Real Story.

Kya Pyaar karna itna barra gunah hai?

1 Larka aur 1 Larki Ek doosry se bohat pyaar karte thy.

Larki k Baap ko pata chal gaya, Woh ghussy pe qaabu na rakh saka.

Aur phir Larki ko lita k Bijli se chalny wali Aari(saw) uski gardan pe rakh kar abhi chalai he thi k achanak...

Light Chali Gai...
Or
Larkay Ne Naara Lagaya.

G.A Wapda.
G.A Wapda.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:40:56 AM

pinkey

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Dear Customer!

Ab Wapda Laya Ek Naya Package.

5 Ka 15

Yaani 5Min Light k Istemal pe 15min Loadshedding Bilkul Free.

Ye Offer La-Mehdood Muddat k Liye Hai.

WAPDA - TUM HE TO HO.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:41:58 AM

pinkey

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Agr mobile companies BIJLI banati

Pehle 2 ghante k baad bijli Free

5 frnds & family ko 600 unit Free

Weekend pr bijli totaly free

Raat 6 se subha 7 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghanta

Bijli tum he to ho
Unit, Bijli ur Bill pr NO samjota
Bijli sab lagwa lo
Bijli Roshan Choice

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:42:32 AM

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