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aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny its funny funny (closed) Why I Hate C.I.D An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Dil ki Tanhai ko Aawaz Bana Leyty Hain.

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Bijli Jab Jati Hai,
Charpai Chatt pe Bicha Lety Hain.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:49:30 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Chand Sitaron Pe Kali Ghata To Chati Hogi

Taron Ki Jhilmilati Sham To Aati Hogi....

Tum Lakh Chupao Hum Se FARAZ...

Light To Tumhari Bhi 2 Ghante Jati Hogi.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:50:07 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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eacher: Beta Batao Chand Roshan Kyun Hai?

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Student: Kyun ke Wahan WAPDA Waly nahi Pohnchy Abhi Tak...

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:50:37 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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Jaati Hai Or Loat K Aati Nahi Hai Phir,

Dukh Is Qadar Kisi Ko Kisi Ne Nahi Diya,

"Bijli" K Is Sulook Se Tang Aa Gaya Hon Main,

Gaajar Ka Juice Bhi Mujhe Peene Nahi Diya.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:51:09 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Pakistan Mai Bijli ke Halat par Sirf Insaan He Nahi
Janwar bi Pareshan hain.

Abi kal hi ka Waqiya he

Rat ho chuki thi

Darakht ki shakh per ek Bulbul Udhas Betha huwa tha.

Wahan se ek Jugnu ka guzar huwa to us ne Bulbul se pocha.

Yar Abhi tak ghar Nahi Gaya, Yahan kiyo Bethe ho.

Bulbul Tap K Bola:

Tuje to Koi Parwah nahi,
To ne to UPS fit karwaya hua hai.
Aur hamare Ghar me Light Nahi hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:52:23 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Kya Rakha Hai Apni Zindagi K Afsanay Main.

Kuch Guzri Light Aanay Main,

Kuch Guzri Light Jaanay Main. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:53:34 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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The Most Funniest Question Asked by Pakistanis.

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Yaar Light Hai Tumhari Taraf? :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:54:05 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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I'm a Flower But Rose Is U,
I'm a Star But Moon Is U,
I'm a Stone But Diamond Is U,
I'm a Sky But Sun Is U,
I'm a Light But,

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LOADSHEDING Is You.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:54:46 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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5 Din Milay Zindgi k Magar?
Guzray he Thay abi 4 k 32 Chali Gai.

Kal Wapda k Daftar Meeting Thi Kuch Khas!
Honay Lagi Takraar k 32 Chali Gai.

Moat ki Tarah iska b wakt na Raha.
Eid ki Shopng or Bhra Baazar k 32 Chali Gai.

Skool time or Wapda ki zhaant?
Nashta honay Laga tyar k 32 Chali Gai.

Shadi Walay din Barray khush thay Hum!
Galay parnay lgay thay haar k 32 Chali Gai.

Zardari k baad Tareef k Qabil Wapda Walay.
Koi b ho Tehwaar k 32 Chali Gai.

32 Rahi toh Fir milen gay Janab!
Mahaawra badal Gaya Sarkar Q k.
32 Chali Gai.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:56:22 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

MQM: Taliban Karachi Mai Aa Gaye Hain.

PPPP: Ye Jamhoriyat k Khilaf Saazish Hai.

PML(N): Aaj Adaliya Aazad hoti to Light na Jati.

ANP: Light ki Aarh main Pakhtoono ki Nasal Kashi ki Ja Rahi Hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne Taar Kaata Hoga.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:57:10 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Nigahain Aaj Bhi us Shakhs ko Talash Karti Hain Faraz

Jis ne Kaha Tha
Load Shading 2010 Mai Khatam Hojae Gi.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:57:55 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control,
Khirki Darwaze Khol,
Khirki Darwaze Khol,
Chanda Mama ko Bol!

All Izz Well

KESC Wale Kya Jany Student ka Ab Kya Hoga?

Revision Karega ya Pasine Mai Khuwar Hoga?

Tu Mom Bati Jala.

Generator Chala,
U.P.S Laga k Bol
Bhaiya All Izz Well

Jani All Izz Well. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:58:38 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Points : 89

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Kya Rakkha Hai Apni Zindagi K is Afsaaney Main.

=Kuch Guzri
Light Aane Mai,

=Kuch Guzri
Light Jaane Mai.

HAPPY SUMER LOAD SHEDDING.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:59:17 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Hum To Yun He Wapda k Truck K Sath Kharey They FARAZ

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Woh Aaye Aur Gaaliyan Dey Kar Chaly Gaye. :-

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:59:48 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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Doctor Ne Ek Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Kyo Latak Rahe Ho?

Pagal: Main ek Bulb Hon.

Doctor: Tum Jal Kyo Nahi Rahe?

Pagal: Bewakof! Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:00:37 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Ghum Mai Jeene Mai Maza Aata Hai

Gharibon k Ghar bhi Khuda Jaata Hai

Ek Hum Hain Baarish ki Tarah sms Kartay Hain

Ek Aapka sms KESC ki Bijli ki Tarah Aata Ha

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:01:31 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Mery Dosto!

Mery Azeezo!

Apny Apny Mobile Charging Pe Laga Do.
Is Se Pehle K KESC Apni Aukat Dikhaye.

Regards
Your Well-wisher.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:02:59 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Tamam Pakistaniyo Se Guzarish Hai.

K Kuch Dino k Liye Susu Bathrom Mai Na Karein.

Balke Shoper Mai Pack Kar k Wapda k Office Mai Jama Karwa Dain.

Taa K Jaldi Paani Ki Kami Puri Ho.

Aur

Load Shedding Ka Jaldi Khatma Ho. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:03:43 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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Trin Trin!

Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai.

Ooper Ka Number De Den.
Likho, 0000000,

Trin Trin!
Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay.

Hello! Hello!
Tont Tont Tont

Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:04:37 PM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4871 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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n Karachi 2O20:

Miyan BV Aur Bache So Rahe The,
Achanak Se Un Ka Bacha Cheekh Cheekh K Rone Laga.

B.V: Kambakht KESC Wale Waqt Ba Waqt Light Khool K Bachon ko Dara Dete Hain.

Na Ro, Soja Mera Beta 1 Gantay Ki Baat Hai,
Phir BAND Karden Ge, Aram Se Soja. :-)

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Posted on June, 28 2012 06:05:34 PM

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