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aadreshk


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Status : Offline		 Subject : funny its funny funny (closed)
Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Humain to Andheron se Muhabbat si ho gai hai Faraz...


Ye Genrator le ja k kisi aur ki Dehleez pe saja d

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:43:52 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Arz kya hai:

Irshad Irshad...

Zameen se Uthi Falak pe Chha gai.

Wah Wah Wah.

Zameen se Uthi Falak pe Chha gai.


Oye Ghar Bhago Light Aagai

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:44:37 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main Kya faraq hai?


Purane waqaton main Na Bijli hoti thi
Na Bijli k Bill.

Aaj kal Bijli to hoti nahi par Bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:45:55 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Load Shedding ka Last Day
31 December 2009 ko Load Shedding ka aakhri din hoga..

"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi Load Shedding agley saal se hogi...

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:46:51 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aao Baatein karein
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Bijli aa gai
Bijli Chli gai
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Bijli aane wali hai
Bijli Jane wali hai
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Bijli ek ghante k lye gai hai
Bijli ek ghante baad jae gi
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Bijli nhi aai
Bijli nhi gai
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Bijli kab jae gi
Bijli Kab aai gi

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:47:24 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 EID MUBARAK


Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya.

Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Do Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye...

GEO Wapda.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:49:29 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz...


Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay....


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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:50:00 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Woh Mujhse Poochta Hai K Tere Khuaabon Main Kon Aata Hai Faraz...

Usay Kaise bataon K Raat Ko "Load Shedding" Mujhe Sonay Nahi Deti. :P



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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:50:50 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Best Dialogues:

Boy: Mere paas Fridge hai, T.V Hai, Microwave hai, A.C Hai. Tere Paas kya hai?


Friend: Mere Paas Light hai, Jiske baghair teri har cheez bekaar hai.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:51:39 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Doctor ne ek Pagal se pucha: Tum CHHAT se kyon latak rahy ho?

Pagal: Main Bulb Hon...

Doctor: Tum Jal kyon nahi rahy?

Pagal: Bewakoof! Light gai hui hai.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:52:27 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kia kar rahe ho ager Farigh ho to paas aao.

Thora or

Or

Or paas


Aa kar mujhy

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Hawa do Q k Light nahi hy or bohat garmi hy..


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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:53:04 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Kisi ko ISHQ ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko PYAAR ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Kisi ko JUDAI maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye usay.

LOAD SHEDDING maar deti hai.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:54:08 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Story of 21st century:

Once upon a time there was a Country which had Nuclear Power BUT did not have electricity.

Moral:hahahahahahaha!

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:54:56 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Surprising 2009:


Good Morning!
(Bina Bijli Kay)...


Have A Nice Day
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

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Stay Happy
(Bina Bijli Kay)...

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:56:15 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 In Pakistan

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light jane ka.

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light aane ka.

This time check was brought
To u by WAPDA
WAPDA STANDARD TIME


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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:58:14 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sasti Bijli
Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadsheding khatam hone
Tak bijli mehngi nahi ho gi.


Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tak
Sasti bijli estamal kro.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 11:59:30 AM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Year 2050:

Karachi National Museum of History & Science

Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.

Wazeer-e-aala sindh ne iftatah kya.

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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:01:03 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1920-
Light saal me ek dfa jati hy
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2000-
Light din me 4 dfa jati hy
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2010-
sath wale mohale ki jati hay to hamare mohale ki aati hy
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2015-
Hydrabad ki jati hy to Karachi ki aati hy
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2020-
Suna hai kisi zamane me light b hova krti thi
(Ye sb suni sunai batein ur afwaheyn hai)


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:03:05 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:04:57 PM
pinkey


Age: 29 Female
4577 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Saal kesa rhe ga
App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia

Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.


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Posted on July, 01 2012 12:06:16 PM
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