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aadreshk Age: 29 4871 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny its funny funny (closed) Why I Hate C.I.D An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM

pinkey Age: 29 4577 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Premi to premika- Darling mujhe tmhari ankhon me sari duniya dikhai deti hai. Peeche se ek budhha bola- Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi Dikhe to batana. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:18:09 AM

pinkey Age: 29 4577 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya hay? Girl=Mina Girl to Boy tumhara? Boy=kamina Girl=jhut mat bolo Boy=Tu do min pass me baith ke dekh le Tu ye hi bolgi. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:19:12 AM

pinkey

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oy to girl"I love you"

Girl"Tameez se baat kijiye."

Boy -
"Noor-e-Jannat, Mohtarama-e-Khas, kyaa aap hamare baChho ki ammi banogi?

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:19:51 AM

pinkey

Age: 29

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1 bat batao raz ki.

Kro us larki se ashqi.

Jis k chehre pe ho sadgi.

Sanso me ho tazgi.

Chndni ho chand ki.

Rani ho raat ki.

Khushbu ho gulab ki.

Baten kre pyar ki.

Nazuk ho mizaj ki.

Ache ho ikhlaq ki.

Paband ho namaz ki.

Khidmat kre maa bap ki.

Aur kahey main hoon sirf aap ki

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:20:35 AM

pinkey

Age: 29

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Larko k chakar may mat Parhna "Dosto
Q k..

Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha

Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha

Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha
Aur end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha.......

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:21:30 AM

pinkey

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How Girls Feel Sorry After Hurting Their Boyfriends
Day 1=Sorry

Day 2=Sorry Plz

Day 3=Just Talk 2 Me Once Janu

Day 4=Plz Listen Jan

Day 5=Plz Itna Naraz Mat Ho

Day 6=Iam Sholy Na I Will Die Agar
Tumnay Bat Nahi Ki

Next Day-
Sau Larkey Ghumte Hy Tere Jaise
Sar Pey He Char Gya

Kuta Kahin Ka.Dafa Ho

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:22:22 AM

pinkey

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1Ladka Ladki Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha
GIRL-Tumhe Pata H Piche Meri Ma Aa Rhi Hai
BOY-HumTo Khandani Aashik Hai
Teri Ma K Piche Mera Baap B Aa Raha Hai

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:23:02 AM

pinkey

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Boy: Muzse Dosti karogi?
Gal- mere Ghar wale allowed nhi karte
Boy:- Mere Ghar wale ne to mujhe aashiq Society ki membership

dila rakhi hai na.

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:23:32 AM

pinkey

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Full Form Of Boys:-

B-Badmashio me Sabse Aage
O- Owl Ki Trah Raat me Jaage

Y- Yarian Nibhate Jan laga k
S-Sharif Sirf maa Baap K aage..

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:25:01 AM

pinkey Age: 29 4577 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Full form of Girl! G: gappo Me Sab se agey I: Innocent Sirf Shakal se R: Rone Ki automatic machine L: ladai me Sabhi Maa Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:27:15 AM

pinkey

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Boy's Rule
Dhoka Milta hai jab Pyar me
zindagi Me Udasi cha jati hai
Sochte hai Chod denge is Duniya ko
Kambakht Dusri Pasand aa jati hai

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:27:56 AM

pinkey Age: 29 4577 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	How Girls Feel Sorry After Hurting Their Boyfriends. Day 1=Sorry Day 2=Sorry Plz Day 3=Just Talk 2 Me Once Janu Day 4=Plz Listen Jan Day 5=Plz Itna Naraz Mat Ho Day 6=Iam Sholy Na I Will Die Agar Tmnay Bat Nahi Ki & Next Day- Sau Larkey Ghumtey Hain Tere Jese. Sar Pey He Char Gya Kuta Kahin Ka.Dafa Ho : Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:29:02 AM

pinkey

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Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna

Agar
Gulab k badle Sandal Mile to

kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:34:36 AM

pinkey

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Ladki-Tume bahut Miss kar rahi thi..To socha Call karlu...

Ladka-Aur jo abhi 1 Ghanta baat ki thi Woh..?

Ladki- Ohh shit..Sorry..Firse tumhara Number mila dia

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:35:22 AM

pinkey

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Girls Grow Up Listening To
Fairytale And They Are Princess
Of Their Parents
They Realize Slowly That
Life is Not A Fairytale & Compromise
With Their Lives
Just For An Unknown Person & Family
Leave behind Everything
Their Family, Friends & Home
Lucky Are The Guys Who Don't
Have To Leave Anything & Who
Live A Life Given By Their Wife
So
Girls Are The Angles On Earth
Value Them . . . =)

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:36:25 AM

pinkey

Age: 29

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-A Girl will Smile in Pain,
Cry in Joy..

-She will give Up all Her Pleasures;
just for a Smile from Someone She Loves..?

-She will Change a 100 Dresses,
n still not Like any..:-D

-She will Shout Like Maniacs;
Then Cry Like a Lil' kid..

-She would Hug you, n forget the World..

-She would be Satisfied by a Simple:
"I'm there.."

-A Girl doesn't Need big Thngs in Life,
She is Happy with the Small Popcorn at the Movie..

-Value the Girls in Your Life,
Be It Ur Mother, Sister, Grandmother,
Wife, Love-mate or a Friend...

-She has given Her Soul for Ur Joy;
Respect Gils n make them feel Proud,

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:37:03 AM

pinkey Age: 29 4577 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho? tumari koi behan nahi he kya boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon girl; koun? boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye.......... Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:39:38 AM

pinkey

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Girl says:
Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,
Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Baap Hoga

Boy says:
Khuda kary teri zuban suchi ho
Muje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:40:35 AM

pinkey

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BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai.

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:41:46 AM

pinkey Age: 29 4577 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:- Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam.. . . . . . . . . . . Branded T-Shirt hai.. Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:42:39 AM

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