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Shezi143 Age: 41 4699 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Sardar! Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4666 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright Sardar hay na kuch asa to karna hi tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:48:00 AM

Shezi143

Age: 41

4699 days old here
Total Posts: 1220
Points : 585

Location:
Islamabad, Pakistan

Status : Offline

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:54:06 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4666 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	us ka matlab hay aglay banday Ki punkgey bhjana na wo us ki sunta hy or 2dsra us ki. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 25 2012 01:01:24 AM

nido

Age: 35

4140 days old here
Total Posts: 3456
Points : 376

Location:
Quetta, Pakistan

Status : Offline

a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?

Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...

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Posted on August, 29 2013 03:45:59 PM

nido

Age: 35

4140 days old here
Total Posts: 3456
Points : 376

Location:
Quetta, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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Posted on August, 29 2013 03:48:26 PM

nido Age: 35 4140 days old here Total Posts: 3456 Points : 376 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sn: Ppa god news hai Ppa: Kya? Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge. Ppa: Hn. Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge . Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 29 2013 03:49:31 PM

tariqjavaid Age: 61 4821 days old here Total Posts: 5615 Points : 209 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar buhat sedhaeye log hota hai is liye in par zyada jokes hotya hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 29 2013 04:06:57 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4464 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	a girl to doctor on phone: Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein? Doctor: Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 30 2013 11:28:43 PM

SyedZaigham

Age: 36

4100 days old here
Total Posts: 1162
Points : 120

Location:
Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Posted on August, 31 2013 04:54:12 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4120 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo "Mun mai pani ana" . Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 05:35:56 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4120 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK" . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola "KHAIR MUBARAK" Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 05:38:31 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4120 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda 2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 05:41:20 PM

aneel Age: 27 4519 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Fact of the day.. . . If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend... . . . . . . And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend... agree ? Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 05:44:20 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4120 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha . Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai? . Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 05:46:22 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4120 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 05:52:35 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL

Age: 37

4464 days old here
Total Posts: 11084
Points : 45

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up,,

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Posted on August, 31 2013 06:50:08 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4252 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Pathan film "Sholay" daikhny gaye . Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna . Pathan khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega" Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:22:20 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4252 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai? . Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai . Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:24:59 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4252 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo" . 1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain . Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:26:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Santa: Roz Subah 50 Larkiyaan Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Bant: Are Wah Wo Kaise ?
Santa: Mai Girl's Colleg Ka Driver Hoon Yar

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Posted on September, 01 2013 10:27:51 PM

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