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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Sardar! Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM

Ramzankhan Age: 32 4102 days old here Total Posts: 1813 Points : 767 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahahaha sardar ki kia bat hai g sardar to sardar hota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 06 2013 06:58:17 AM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	baharan de mali chaman lut e le gy Muhabbat di khatir aman lut ke le gy janaza wafa tha enj chaya sajna mayyet no chad ke kafan lyt ke le gy Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 06 2013 05:22:34 PM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Sardar: Janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte hain? Sardar: Fish Teacher: Good good aur Btao Sardar: Fish di Maa, Pio, Pen tay Praa Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 07 2013 05:52:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

Friend: Han, aur ager hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi

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Posted on October, 07 2013 10:21:19 PM

Saeedanwar Age: 31 4101 days old here Total Posts: 1492 Points : 798 Location: Mianwali, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik din sardar kisi se lar para aur dosrd din sulah kar li wah sardar g Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 07 2013 10:59:12 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Teacher: In 1773, it was discovered that oxygen is must for breathing.

Sardar: Thank GOD, i was born after that, pehlay paida hotay to marr hee jatay

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Posted on October, 07 2013 11:01:09 PM

Ramzankhan Age: 32 4102 days old here Total Posts: 1813 Points : 767 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ki sycke chori howi to new le li wo bi chori ab kia kare Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2013 06:04:43 AM

Saeedanwar Age: 31 4101 days old here Total Posts: 1492 Points : 798 Location: Mianwali, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dardar ka bacha paida howa to sardar rone laga Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2013 08:48:09 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar is always best, sardar na hote to jokes kis per bante. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2013 09:39:22 AM

Saeedanwar Age: 31 4101 days old here Total Posts: 1492 Points : 798 Location: Mianwali, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ne ghari li to kharab ho gai kehta hai kia karo zalim zamana hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 09 2013 05:04:19 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya jub teesre ki bari aai to wo jalldi se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 09 2013 09:09:46 PM

Ramzankhan Age: 32 4102 days old here Total Posts: 1813 Points : 767 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ne aik din khawab dekha poch poch thak gae hai ptata nahain hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 09 2013 09:57:02 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Shadi Mein Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa

Sardar aqalmand nikla

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Posted on October, 09 2013 10:02:36 PM

SyedZaigham

Age: 36

4136 days old here
Total Posts: 1162
Points : 120

Location:
Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner :
what is Microsoft Excell ?
.
.
Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer

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Posted on October, 10 2013 05:08:33 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sardar: Shirt ke liye kapda dikhaiye
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Sardar: nahi, Helicopter me dikha haramkhor..

Bandar ki aulad..

Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru

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Posted on October, 10 2013 10:25:58 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha rashid bhai ye thora purana joke hai pr maza ab bhi aya hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 11 2013 08:37:23 AM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo Sardar Sent Rs 600 and Wrote Oey Main Sabka Baap Hon Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 11 2013 06:42:02 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sardar Walking On Road.
Samne Gobar Pada Tha

Sardar Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola

Oh, Ye To Gobar hai,Shukr hai Mera Pair Nai Pada

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Posted on October, 11 2013 10:43:35 PM

juntalman

Age: 34

4732 days old here
Total Posts: 1607
Points : 97

Location:
Hassan Abdal, Pakistan

Status : Offline

sardar te fer sardar hondha ey

Geoooo sardar

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Posted on October, 12 2013 03:01:37 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Juntal bhai aim bat pocho. Kya ap bhi sardar hain... Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 12 2013 03:04:27 PM

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