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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Sardar! Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4288 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Masjid mai elaan hogia ke . 1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen . 1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai ! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:28:34 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend

1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju.
2nd Sardar: No No No.
1st Sardar: But Why ?
2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting Pahchal Li To

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Posted on September, 01 2013 10:30:30 PM

Tanveermasood Age: 34 4312 days old here Total Posts: 106 Points : 66 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaahahahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 06:45:09 AM

sohaibtariq177

Age: 32

4484 days old here
Total Posts: 166
Points : 4

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daharawala, Pakistan

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In meals at Emma's, only children
and grandchildren rated given names.
In-laws owned a separate nomenclature.
Abuse was served in equal portions
with beef brisket and bloodied purple beets.
Aunt Ellen was "the Greek."
Aunt Rosalie was "the Blonde."
German Uncle Dick was "that Dutchman."
And my gentle father was "Hitler."
If Rosalie asked for dinner rolls,
Emma would say, "Hitler took them,
to the Blonde he should pass."
It was more accusation
than table manners. Prisoners
of the failed detente called family,
we stared at shame reflected in the borscht
and ate fast. At least the food was good.

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Posted on September, 02 2013 09:17:06 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahahhaha. sardar is always rocking. sardar ki kya hi bat hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 09:31:47 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hone laga aitbaar Tanha lamhon mein apne.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 02:36:34 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4288 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar ko r phathn ko kbi smjh nh aye ge ye hmysha aisy he rahen gyn ye nh sudher skty hain dono Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 04:12:40 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhai g sardar phr sardar ae kerda apni merzi ae bongian vi maze diyan marda ae Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 09:54:22 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar k jokes mujhe buhat passand hain, lakin mare inbox main aik bhi nahi hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 10:00:33 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	kitaab meri, Qalam meri, Soch meri Magar Jo Likhay May Nay wo khayal Tere Hain, Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 03:57:59 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4156 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright Sardar hay na kuch asa to karna hi tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 10:22:21 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4288 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	v funny yraa i like funny txtss koi r b sher kru agr hain tu Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 11:20:17 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Sardar shampoo sar k sath Kandho par b lga rha tha..
Wife-Kandho pe shmpoo Q lga re ho?

Sardar-oye ye koi aam shmpoo ni h, Head & Shoulder hai

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Posted on September, 03 2013 11:20:26 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar shampoo sar k sath Kandho par b lga rha tha.. Wife-Kandho pe shmpoo Q lga re ho? Sardar-oye ye koi aam shmpoo ni h, Head & Shoulder hai..............hahahahaha rashid bhai wah Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2013 09:01:38 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha hoon

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Posted on September, 04 2013 09:11:18 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	a girl to doctor on phone: Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein? Doctor: Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2013 10:08:19 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4156 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. . Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. . Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai . Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 05 2013 12:09:43 AM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4156 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina ! Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai? . Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 05 2013 12:17:55 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4500 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2013 09:33:12 AM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend... . . . . . . And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend... agree ? ......................... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2013 05:37:27 PM

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