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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Sardar! Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4127 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	SARDAR.. wese bht intelligent b htey hain.. lazmi nae har 1 sardar bewaqoof ho Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2013 10:16:01 PM

pinkey Age: 29 4610 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	He ha ha ha ha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2013 12:01:46 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahah yar sardar bhi buht hi samajhdar hai 6 chitaron ki salami Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2013 09:13:17 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhahahahahahahhaha, shezi bhai buhat ache msg post kiye hain , mujhe buhat passand aye hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2013 11:32:34 AM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahah sardaron aur pathanon ki wja hamara khoon barhta he raha ga b/c of their poetry and jokes.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2013 03:33:22 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo
Sardar Sent Rs 600 and Wrote
Oey Main Sabka Baap Hon

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Posted on September, 12 2013 08:11:35 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha sardar te bewaqoofan da vi pio nikla.......hehehehehe maza a gya rashid bhai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 08:28:15 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Sardar is sitting alone in coffee shop
A beautiful lady came and ask
if u don't mind can I sit here?
$ardar - noo
Lady- why
Sardar- bcoz I have mind

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Posted on September, 13 2013 09:14:19 PM

9876543210 Age: 32 4145 days old here Total Posts: 15 Points : 7 Location: Sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	tu bi sardar m bi sardar bki sab bekar Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 09:20:33 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
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Judge: Why were u arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Sadar: Before the shop opened

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Posted on September, 13 2013 09:32:33 PM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aek to sardar aek me sardar baqi sub bekarr son of sardar . Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2013 10:23:16 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
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aik Chor Sardar ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Sadar: Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas hai

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Posted on September, 13 2013 11:28:41 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaha. buhat mza aya jokes perh ker, or bhi fuuny jokes post karian. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 09:56:57 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaha rashid bhai maza a gya hai sardar hahaha post more jokes Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 10:46:35 AM

khawer77 Age: 31 4258 days old here Total Posts: 624 Points : 2 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar to hote hi aise hain mehanti pr nakara ap samajh gy hon ge Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2013 12:44:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
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Sardarji: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai
Salesman- Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte
Sardar After 1 Month clean Shave & hair cut, widout pagri: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai.
Salesman: Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte
Sardar After 1 Month Full angrez banke: WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV?
Salesman: Hum sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte
Sardar Gusse Me: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ki mai Sardar Hu..?
Salsman: q ki Ye Tv Nahi"MICROWAVE" Hai

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Posted on September, 14 2013 11:10:32 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaha yar sales man bhi sardaron ko achi trha janta hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 09:38:11 AM

aneel Age: 27 4555 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	mere khyas se sardaron aur pathanon ko aek aur mulk dena chahiye ....hahahahahahha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 02:52:13 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha. Mujhe sardars k jokes buhat ache lagte hain. Mza ata hai perh ker. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 03:58:15 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5048 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Sadar 1st time plane par baitha.. Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
Sardar pilot ko maarne laga or bola:
Mein pehle hi dara hua hu or tu wheeling kar raha hai.

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Posted on September, 15 2013 04:49:40 PM

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