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Shezi143 Age: 41 4735 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Sardar! Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dear ab hum kiya karain ziyada ter joke hain hi en k Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 28 2013 11:36:46 PM

SyedZaigham

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Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P.................

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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:37:02 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:

Main Zinda Hoon.

Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae

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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:41:32 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5048 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doctor: Aap K Father Ki B0DY Mein White Cells Khatam Ho gaye hein Srdar Bhaaga Gaya Or thori Dair Baad Aa ker Bola: Doctor Sahib: White to nahi Miley. Ye ‘RED T0SHIBA’ K Miley Hein, yehi daal do Doctor: 0ye aye tera ABBA hai Koi CHINA Da BHALOO Nai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 30 2013 07:36:36 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4127 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehe good funny post's of SARDAR"s in this thread Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 30 2013 08:31:20 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4127 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	wese i personally think k sardar bechare aweyn kafi badnamm hain Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 30 2013 08:34:31 PM

SyedZaigham

Age: 36

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language......................

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Posted on September, 30 2013 10:39:50 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	sayed bhai yeh to sardars joke topic hai, chalo ab ne koi or joke upload ker diya hai to koi bat nahi. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 10:29:43 AM

macher Age: 30 4242 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hohohohooho heart bhai joke ye bhi mara ni ni ha Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 10:30:54 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4312 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	naqvi bhai good try pr mujhe ye mazedar nahi laga joke nice try Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 03:21:52 PM

malibhutta73 Age: 51 4157 days old here Total Posts: 4777 Points : 179 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar is sardar, phtan is phtan and and sheikh is sheikh Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 03:24:10 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar to doctor: apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelte ho?
Sardar: mobile mai snake wala

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Posted on October, 01 2013 07:46:45 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar ne aik1 sawal pucha aur Teacher behosh

Question=
BLACK is colour.

WHITE is also a colour.

But BLACk & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV.
y?

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Posted on October, 02 2013 09:20:40 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar to sardar hi hote hain. sardar per to mare khail main ab tak lakhon main jokes ban gaye hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 03 2013 11:20:42 AM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4136 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	a girl to doctor on phone: Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein? Doctor: Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 03 2013 04:20:23 PM

rashidfarooqz

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teacher Sardar se ye meri nawasi hai
is ko english main translate kro
Sardar Hans Hans K Chair Se Gir Gia
TEACHER: Kiya Howa
Sardar: Itna asaan Eighty nine (89)

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Posted on October, 03 2013 05:23:40 PM

taimoorkhan Age: 31 4314 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaah very nice dear kia joke tha sardar is great Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 03 2013 05:27:03 PM

SyedZaigham

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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Posted on October, 04 2013 06:12:10 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya
Cashiar bola janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai

Sardar:

jama mery acount wich hone ne tenu koi takleef?

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Posted on October, 04 2013 07:30:56 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai, To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?

Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To

Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi

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Posted on October, 05 2013 11:52:44 PM

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