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Shezi143


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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"

Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"


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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi

Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary



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Posted on September, 19 2013 06:15:20 PM
khuramms


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rashidfarooqz said:

Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi

Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary

hahah... RAshid bhai .. nice one
Waisey german dictionary main yeh word hoga bhi nahin

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Posted on September, 19 2013 06:28:29 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar bhi Zaheen hotey hain

Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai



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Posted on September, 19 2013 08:57:38 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 rashid bhai apne yeh jo joke post kiya hai yeh bhi kisi joke se kam nahi hai.

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Posted on September, 20 2013 11:40:26 AM
khuramms


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Status : Offline		 Hacker bhai yeh Joke he hai infact a Multi Joke

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Posted on September, 20 2013 11:57:54 AM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 khuram bhai ap theek keh rhe ho, main is joke k bat ker rha hun k
sardar kab se zaheen ho gaye.

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Posted on September, 20 2013 12:03:35 PM
khuramms


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Status : Offline		 All finger's aren't alike.. just as all sardar's aren't Alike

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Posted on September, 20 2013 12:47:58 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar-xpres kitne baje aaey gii?
TT- 1 baje
Sardar- aur local?
TT-9 baje
Sardar- aur Maalgadi?
TT-(Gusse se) 12 bje lekin tuje kaha jana hai?
Sardar- jana tu kaheen nahi bas Patri cross KARNI hai



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Posted on September, 20 2013 07:50:24 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Srdr:10 rs. ka?

Son: Bas isliye aap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho.

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Posted on September, 21 2013 03:26:54 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool..
See his report..
Eng-02
Mat-05
Science-07
SST-08
Hindi-03
Total-25
Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi

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Posted on September, 21 2013 09:33:23 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi hain

Police: Kaun Hai Wo?

Sardar: FONE wale, Bolte hain Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge



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Posted on September, 21 2013 09:59:41 PM
rashidfarooqz


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tanveer334 said:

Rashid bhai ap mare sawal ka jawab kiun nahi dena chahte. Iski kya reason hsi


Dear Tanveer aap ka sawal kia hai me ney nahi daikha

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Posted on September, 21 2013 10:50:00 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 Sardar k jokes mujhe buhat hi passand hain. Jokes buhat zayda bnaye gaye hain sardars per.

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Posted on September, 22 2013 12:51:41 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar: Sub se bura din wo tha jb hamara oopar se “Bus” guzar gaya
Dost: UFF to phir kia hua
Sardar: wo to acha hua upar pull tha warna Men Mar Jata.

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Posted on September, 22 2013 01:35:49 PM
aneel


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Status : Offline		 Han yar kyu sardars ki language he punjabi hote he na isi liye un ke jokes bhi humen bhut ache lagten hen,,

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Posted on September, 22 2013 03:12:48 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar k Ghar 10 Saal K Bad Bacha Paida Hua

Sardar Bohat Ro raha tha,

Kisi nay Sardar se pocha bhai q ro rahy ho..?

Sardar:


10 Saal k bad bacha paida hua or woh Itna chota sa..



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Posted on September, 22 2013 08:43:31 PM
malibhutta73


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Status : Offline		 Bhai kya idher sardaro k jokes hi post kerte hain ya koi bhi ker sakte hain.

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Posted on September, 22 2013 08:50:31 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar: Ik Wari Me Chota jia Hunda C Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Gir Gia C
2nd srdar: Fir Mar Gia C k Bch Gia C?
Sardar: Menu ki pata Me te Chota jia Hunda C.

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Posted on September, 22 2013 08:53:50 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar ka bacha Computer Engineer banny gya

Class me ucy hardware ki preparing ka topic mila

Jisme ucy Mechanical mouse ko thek krna tha

Jub ucny Mechanical mouse khola to bola

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Oay teri khair purany mouse to anday dety hain

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Posted on September, 23 2013 06:00:48 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar 2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha
B.V: Aj 2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q?
Sardar: Dost ki yad aa rahi he,Ham 2no sath petay thay,isleye 2 pee rha hon, kuch din baad Sardar 1 cigrate peene laga
Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Sardar: Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein ne cigrate chorr di Hai. usky Hisy ki pi raha hon



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Posted on September, 25 2013 05:58:48 PM
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