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Shezi143


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Status : Offline		 Subject : Sardar!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"

Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"


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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM
taimoor786


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Status : Offline		 very funny hahahahaahahaahahaha
i like your joke

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Posted on September, 25 2013 06:03:12 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar intrview deny gaya

Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha?

Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it

Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur Tuss



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Posted on September, 25 2013 06:07:36 PM
mansooraziz


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Status : Offline		 hahahahahhaahahaahaha


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Posted on September, 25 2013 07:19:15 PM
MrNumanM


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Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pathan or 1 Sardar in ki to baat hi alag he. kiya hi bat he

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Posted on September, 25 2013 07:52:06 PM
Hussainkhalid


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Status : Offline		 Zbrdst wa g wah kya bt hay sardar tenu cha gy.

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Posted on September, 25 2013 08:05:48 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
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Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 aik Sardar
Doctor k PaaS Geya AuR BoLa k GhaR Ja k MaReeZ Check kaRne k kitne PaiSe Lagen ge?

Doctor: Rs. 150

Sardar: Chalo Aao

Doctor ki Bike
Pe DoNoN Ghar poHanChe to Sardar Ne Rs. 150 DOCTOR ko Diye.

DOCTOR:
MaReeZ kaHaN hai?

Sardar:
MaReeZ koi Nahi hai.
SaLa CNG ka HaRtaaL hai, TAXI Wala YaHaN Tak k Rs. 400 Mang Raha tha.
THanks
Har Sardar PaGaL Nahi Hota.




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Posted on September, 25 2013 09:37:22 PM
mansooraziz


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Status : Offline		 hahahahahahahahahaah


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Posted on September, 26 2013 09:54:26 AM
mansooraziz


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Status : Offline		 tanveer 334 itne mazana lo


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Posted on September, 26 2013 09:58:10 AM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 rashid bhai ap to her topic k master mind hain, apke pass her topic k mutabiq collection hai.

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Posted on September, 26 2013 10:19:29 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
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Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner :
what is Microsoft Excell ?
.
.
Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer



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Posted on September, 26 2013 05:57:14 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 "Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !".......................

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Posted on September, 26 2013 06:25:40 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
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Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar ki educated wife ne usey office jate waqt pyar se kaha:
see you in the evening

Sardar:
ma bhi tumko dekh loon ga, dhamki apny bap ko daina

Wife Shocked Sardar Rocks

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Posted on September, 26 2013 07:46:32 PM
SyedZaigham


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Location:
Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Keyboard alphabets were not
in order, so I made it alright
Sardar hay na kuch asa to karna hi ..............................

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Posted on September, 27 2013 12:01:16 PM
malibhutta73


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Status : Offline		 sardar ak logon k khail main real main ase hote hain ya wase hi badnam hain

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Posted on September, 27 2013 02:15:49 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
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Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Two Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend

1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju.
2nd Sardar: No No No.
1st Sardar: But Why ?
2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting Pahchal Li To

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Posted on September, 27 2013 06:05:02 PM
SyedZaigham


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Location:
Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?

Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai....................

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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:23:52 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
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Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar: Bhai sahab aik1 kala bulb daina

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Sardar: Dopaher mein soney k liye andhera karna hai




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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:41:58 PM
taimoorkhan


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Status : Offline		 veryr funny i like this joke ap ne kha s lia ha oooo aaaaaaa

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Posted on September, 28 2013 03:03:21 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
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Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Sradar: Give me a green one, please



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Posted on September, 28 2013 06:51:56 PM
juntalman


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Status : Offline		 yaar sardar te pathan noo kedhee bakhash bhee diya kero

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Posted on September, 28 2013 10:06:19 PM
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