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Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 11:23:53 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	"D O N" Ki Call Ka Intizar To 11 Collages Ki Girls Kr Rahi Hain, Magr "D O N" Sirf SmS krta Hai Kyun K "D O N" Berozgar Hai . Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 11:29:35 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	PATHAN Darakht k upar ulta latka hua tha. Wife: Tm darakht pr Q latka hai..? Pathan: Kocha, Sir drd ki goli khaai thi, kahin pait mein na chali jay... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 11:30:34 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	SRDAR G road cros krty truck sy tkra gy Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Srdar g gadi nzar ni i c Srdar: i c pr odhy ta likhya c Tu lang ja sadi khair a. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 11:31:32 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I dont know, Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 11:33:11 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot tostop it..!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 11:33:41 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I have seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 11:34:25 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega. Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom. Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna. Pathan: Thanks Yara.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 12:55:17 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon. Pathan: Kaise? Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 12:55:52 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena. Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge? Sardar: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 12:56:40 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. . . . . . . Sardar: Lo ye machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 12:57:49 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek sardar bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya. Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya. Kyon? Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do." Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 12:58:45 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Cycle Chalate Aur Gungunate Howe Kahin Ja Raha Tha Rastae Mein Ek Aurat Se Takra Betha. Aurat Chilla Kar Boli, “Break Nahi Maar Sakte They Kya ???” Pathan Herat Se… “Pora Cycle Mar Deya Abhi Break Mar Kar Kia Faida.” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 12:59:29 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Ne Ek Buzurg Se Koch Pocha Buzurg Ne 2 Thapar Laga Diye 1 Admi Ne Pathan Se Pocha Tumne Kiya Bola, Pathan: Mein Ne Sirf Pocha Ke “14 August Ki Nimaz Kaha Hogi”. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 01:00:06 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Aye Khuda Tu Mujhe Rs.100 Dega To Hum Tumhari Raah Main Rs.50 Dega. Rastay Main Usay Rs.50 Mila To Pathan Bola: Ya Khudaya Itna Bhi Bhrosa Nahi Kya Pehle He Kaat Liya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 01:00:46 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Kal Subha Mere Abba Kunwain Main Gir Gaye Or Zor Zor Se Chillany Lagy Bachao Bachao. 2nd sardar:Ab Kese Hain? 1st:Theak He Hongy,Kal Sham Se Koi Aawaz To Nahi Aai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 01:01:41 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola Khud Ko! Pocha, Kia Likha Hai? Bola Mujhe Kia Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 01:02:19 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dost pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? pathn:Han Dost:kis k 7 ? Pathn:Bv k 7 ! hum ne 3 bar talaq diya. jab wo pareshan howa to hum bola:APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 01:07:14 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4820 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man: Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi? Khan Saab: 20 No wali. Man: Agar 20 No wali Na Milay Tu? Khan Saab:Phir;10 ,10 Ki 2 Pakar Lena.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 01:07:36 AM

Age: 32

4820 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1 sardar ne 1 jalti howi building
sai 6
logon ko nikala!
Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-
( Q???
Is liye
K
Wo 6
log

Fire Brigade walay thay:-)

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Posted on February, 26 2011 01:10:28 AM