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Afzal Age: 32 4821 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

maazkhan

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Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?

Sardar replaid : any jokes which is eightheen year old

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Posted on November, 02 2012 10:55:15 PM

beesad147 Age: 36 4198 days old here Total Posts: 12 Points : 0 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hansey woh laakh magar zabt-e-gham ki tehreeren, Na chup saken gi ke chehra kitaab jesa hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 03 2012 09:09:37 AM

salubhai169 Age: 30 4243 days old here Total Posts: 1010 Points : 770 Location: Daharanwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	naa kar joke yar Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 03 2012 12:49:00 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4218 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 05 2012 01:41:30 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4218 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 05 2012 01:42:08 PM

maazkhan

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Amir Khan Ki Har Film
Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per
Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai???

Think
Think
Think

Simple
Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He

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Posted on November, 05 2012 01:43:47 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4218 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Batao Aurangzaib alamgir ne kahan se kahan tak hukumat ki? . . . Student: page number 19 se 25 tak… Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 05 2012 01:44:54 PM

maazkhan

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“Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi”

Iski English Kya Hogi.

Student: English gai bhar me,

Tu Hath Ty La K wakha.

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Posted on November, 05 2012 01:45:37 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4262 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehehehhe intlgnt studnt Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 05 2012 01:48:21 PM

maazkhan

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Aik purani kahawat hai k insan
chahe jitna b gaya guzra q na ho
us k sath salam dua rakhni chahiay

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Assalam o alaikum:-)

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Posted on November, 05 2012 01:53:22 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4218 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Today,tommorow and yesterday there will be. one heart that would always beat for you.. you know whose ??? .. your own stupid !!! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 05 2012 01:53:54 PM

maazkhan

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Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi
jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy
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ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO

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Posted on November, 05 2012 01:55:26 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4218 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	mein shohrat ka talib naheen, mein protocole ka talib naheen, mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen, mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen, Bus mujhe President buna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon ga Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 05 2012 01:56:00 PM

maazkhan

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Machar or makhi ki shadi hoi.

Raat ko machar room k bahir tehl rha tha.

Dost ne pocha bahir kya kr rhy h

Machar:Ander teri BHABI mospil lga k bethi Hai..

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Posted on November, 05 2012 01:56:32 PM

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