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Afzal Age: 32 4837 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:03:35 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:04:08 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'' Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:04:38 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... one jar. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:05:13 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:06:21 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:07:08 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:07:52 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:08:27 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:08:58 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:09:54 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said ''may contain nuts.'' Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for! You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!'' Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:12:52 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:13:36 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, ''Who's that calling at this time?' ''I don't know! If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!'' Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:15:01 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:15:47 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:16:40 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:18:10 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:18:40 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I tried water polo but my horse drowned. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:19:13 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:19:53 PM

maazkhan Age: 28 4234 days old here Total Posts: 90 Points : 120 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 17 2012 09:20:51 PM

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