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Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Best jokes: Reply back with your favorite joke. A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in. The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited. The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bola Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:58:31 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes,No,Yes,No,Yes,No. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:59:39 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid". Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 12:00:16 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Lost His Cheque Book Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ... Santa: Oye, I'm Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques ... ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:45:58 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Naam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:46:56 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santaoctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store." Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:48:00 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl : Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where ... ???? Santa : Not At All How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:48:42 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside When The Wife Said, "Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!" The Sardar Looked At Sky & Said, "Where, Where"??? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:49:26 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha . Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ??? Sardar g Ne Kaha: Tala Khulwane ... ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:50:16 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga... ??? ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:50:58 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop..... =P ;->. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:51:35 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station. Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho?? Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha Bara Maza Aya Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:52:24 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 06:53:43 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kya aap doston ko ye jokes passand aye agr passand aye hain tu batain ta k mein kuch aur jokes post karon. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 26 2011 11:13:19 PM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 09:13:44 AM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 4847 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	.. to insan nhe hai bhai.... kindly insan bn jaa Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 09:35:23 AM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 4847 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	pura inbox khli kerdiya Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 09:36:01 AM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 4847 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	aik kaaam kerty hain .. musty box hata k afzal box rakh dete hain..esi me khel le de sb aa k.. q??? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 09:37:24 AM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 4847 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	bara farig time hai bhai tere pass... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 09:37:48 AM

Afzal Age: 32 4835 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Han bhai mere paas buhat farigh time hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 27 2011 09:41:37 AM

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