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Afzal


Age: 32 Male
4836 days old here
Total Posts: 2745
Points : 9

Location:
Mirpur khas, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : Best jokes:
Reply back with your favorite joke.
A lion held a huge party at his place. He invited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.
The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'.

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Posted on February, 25 2011 08:12:34 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Q - I love you kehnay ka sab se behtar din konsa hai

Guess


Simple yaar 1st April
Agar baat ban gaye to cool
Varna keh do April Fool.

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:14:57 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy (girl ko jealous feel
karane k liye):

Dekho woh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai....:*

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Girl: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,
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jab maine pehli baar tumari shakal
dekhi thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi
nahi rok payi thi... =D

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:16:07 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl : Ajj Mere Dil Ka Operation Hai___

Boy : Pata Hai___

Girl : I Love U <3

Boy : Main V Boht Pyar Krta Hun Tumse___

Operation K Bad Jab Larki Ko Hosh Aya___

To Sirf Uska Baap Khara Tha___

Girl : Wo Kahan Hai ?

Father : Tumhe Ni Pata Tumhe Dil Kisne Dia ?

Girl : What ?
Or Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi :sad

Father : Mazak Kar Raha Hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha Raha Hai lol lol lol

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:20:58 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 THAPAR MARNAY PAR NARAZ BIWI SAY
SHOHAR NAY BOLA
AADME USE KO MARTA HAI JIS SAY PYAAR KARTA HAI

BIWI NAY SHOHAR KO 2 THAPAR MARAY AUR BOLE
AAP KIYA SAMAJHTAY HO K MAIN AAP SAY
PYAAR NAHI KARTE

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:22:06 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Hun Ta Bijli V Medicine Di Trah Ho Gai Aa___
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1 Ghanta Swere Nashte To Pehla__

2 Ghante Dopher De Khane To Baad__

Te___

3 Ghante Raat Nu Saun To Pehla__

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:29:05 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt,
aur kisi ko miss call marte waqt,
bus ek hi dar rehta hai..?
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Koi utha na le.

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:31:22 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Education Related Songs
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SCHOOL : Apni Toh Pathshala Masti Ki
Pathshala...

TUTION : Idhar Chala Mein Udhar Chala.....
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MATHS : Ajeeb Daastan Hai Ye, Kaha Shuru Kaha Khatam..
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SCIENCE : Aa Khushi Se Khud Kushi Kar Le..
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GEOGRAPHY : Musafir Hu Yaaro Na Ghar Hai Na Thikana..
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ECONOMICS : Kyu Paisa Paisa Karti Hai Paise Pe Kyu Marti Hai..
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EXAM : Zahrili Raatey Nind Udh Jati Hai..
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RESULT : Jiya Dhadak Dhadak Jaye..
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PASS : Aaj Mein Upar Asman Niche..
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FAIL : Jag Suna Suna Laage.. :

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:33:45 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Patni- jab aap desi peekar ate hai.,
tab mujhe paaro kehte ho...............
jab english peekar ate hai.,
tab darling kehte ho...........
lekin aj aapne mujhe
bhutni kyo kaha????
Pati- aaj sprite peekar aya hu..,
sidhi baat no bakwass !!!!

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Posted on October, 13 2012 01:34:25 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 American ki soch :

Hum chand pe paunch gaye,
Aab next kya karna hai ?

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Chinese soch :- hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raj kr rahy hai .......
Aab baaki par kaise karain ?

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PAKISTANi ki soch :
12 baje LIGHT gayi to 2 baje aayi thi ,

Aab 4 baje gayi to 6 baje aayi,
to es ka matlb hai ke abb 8 baje jaegi.
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Ooooooye...fata fat motor chala k
paani bhar lo

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:13:25 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ik kudi kitaba chuki tution ja rhi c...

Main keha...


"j mai kitaab hunda ta menu v sine naal la lendi?

O kehndi: nhi raddi wale nu bech k mrunda kha lendi....

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:14:26 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:16:17 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:17:04 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Friend Request accept karne ke baad first time
chating...
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Boy(politely): Hi

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Girl (showing atitude): Do I know you. .?

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Boy (in cool tone): Nahi re pagli. Teri itni aukaat
kaha.
MORAL:-HAR LADKA INNOCENT NAHI HOTA..
Boyz roczz girll shockzz..

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:18:09 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh ######gi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
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“The”

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:18:58 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy: Suno jara !
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GIRL: Chup raho, Khaate time baat nahi karte,
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Khane k baad
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Ladki: Ab bolo
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Boy: Teri plate me cockroach tha, Le aur ban badi amma.

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:20:21 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl to Boy -
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Girl - Chand kahan hai ?
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Boy - Chand 2 Hain ek Chanda
mama Aur dusri tum ? .
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Girl - Awww how Sweet .
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AFTER MARRIAGE.
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Wife - Chand kahan hai ?
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Husband - Andhi hai kya ?

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Wo upar kya tera Baap Blub lekar baitha hai . .

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:22:17 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl In Burka____
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Boy - Oye Hoye Kaha Ja Rahi Hai____
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Girl - Tere Ghar____
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Boy Main Bhi Aata Hu____
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Girl - Aaja Besharam , Ammi Ko Bataungi Apni Hi Behan Ko Chedta Hai____ lol

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:22:57 PM
nadeem321


Age: 30 Male
4791 days old here
Total Posts: 934
Points : 37

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 ladki road pe khadi thi,


1 ladka bike pe jata h

vapas aata h aur usse puchta h-pehchana kya?


Girl-nahi

Boy- kya pagal! Abhi to samne se gaya tha.....

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Posted on October, 13 2012 02:24:20 PM
saim14399


Age: 31 Male
4479 days old here
Total Posts: 14102
Points : 33

Location:
Dammam, Saudi Arabia

Status : Offline		 ha ha nice

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Posted on October, 15 2012 03:35:25 PM
BeHappy


Age: 29 Male
4425 days old here
Total Posts: 3249
Points : 89

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Hahahaha nice jokes

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Posted on October, 15 2012 06:14:19 PM
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