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aadreshk


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Status : Offline		 Subject : funny its funny funny (closed)
Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM
khuramms


Age: 40 Male
4506 days old here
Total Posts: 5939
Points : 224

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 hmmmmmmmmmmm ............... CID

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:24:41 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dedicated To all Girls

Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:25:09 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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.
.
Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:25:44 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:26:28 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:27:21 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 JAB LIGHT JATI Hai

Americans Power House CALL karte hain

Japnese fuse test krte hain

0r
Pakistani

muhaley me jhank kar kehte hain Shukar hy sab ki gai hai.


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:29:05 PM
Omer87


Age: 36 Male
4804 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 choro yaar kuch cheezien apni he hoti hain


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:29:34 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 P O E M
Bijli hoon ma bijli hoon,
Pakistan Ki Titli hoon,
Adha Ghanta ati hoon,
8,8 Ghante jati hoon,
Upar Pankha sota ha,
Neeche Banda rota ha,
BandY Ki jaan jati ha,
Bijli usko tarpaati ha,
Bijli Ma Nirali hoon,
Bohat Nakhry wali hooN.

HAPPY LOADSHADING

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:29:36 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek angrez Urdu sikhne Pakistan aaya aur 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:

1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:30:49 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Techer:
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Student:
Mere mamoo k gharse!

Techer: who kese

Student: Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon

ne phir bijli band kardi".

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:31:22 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 People's 7th law

The rate of loadshedding is directly propotional to the rise in temperature,

but,

the beghairti of KESC remains constant :-)


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:32:22 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 America main Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen To Dolar nazar Aaty Hain.

India main Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen to Cinema Tickets Nazar Aaty Hain.

Or

Pakistan main Bed Se Takiye Uthaaen To

Hath Walay Pankhay Nazar Aaty Hain. :-)


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:33:10 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:34:15 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 || /"~,
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Ye lo PANKHA
Sumer gift


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:42:12 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 8 heerat angeez baaten.
1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tak jurrwa bache peda nhi hue
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hen

4:Sanp ko agar hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tak urr skta hy.
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota.
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy.
7: Hathi ki dum k 1 baal se 1 waqt me 3 mobile ki bettery charg kar sakte hen.
8:Ye sab points ghalat hen.
Hamari light nhi hy time pass kar raHe thay.
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:43:23 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Dunya ka sab se zada khushiyan manane wala mulk konsa hai?


Pakistan

Q?


Kyn k yahan har ghar main roz light ajane per khushiyan manai jati hain.

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:45:00 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Tumhe Dhondhti Hain Hr Su!

Meri Baytab Nazren

Meri Ujri Subhen

Meri Be-Rang Dupehrein

Meri Dhundli Shamein

Meri Tarek Ratein

J0 H0 Sake t0 Nawaz do !

Meri Subh K0 Nikhar do!

Meri Sham K0 Sanwar do!

Meri Raat K0 Qarar do !


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.
.
.
.
Mujhy U.P.S Udhar Do...!!
Mujhy U.P.S Udhar Do...!! ;->

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:46:18 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Meri Peyari Bijli"

Meray Sapno ki Rani kab Aay Gi Tu.
<(',')
) (\
_\\_

Aayi Rutt Mastani kab
Aay Gi Tu.

Beeti Jay Zindagani Kab Aay Gi Tu.


Chali Aa Tu Chali Aa
(',')
>----) (-----<
_/ \_

Chali Aa Tu Chali Aa..
.
.
Dedicated
To
"ELECTRICITY"


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:47:02 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikhar jao gi

Tumhara naam dil rakhun to toot jao gi

Lo Tumhara naam


Light Rakh diya

Jub chor kar jaogi 1 Ghante baad Ajaogi :-

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:48:05 PM
aadreshk


Age: 28 Male
4666 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Zara Thehro Chalay Jana...!

Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,

Boht waqt nahi laina,

Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,

Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,

Na koi faryad krni hai,

Na ye maloom krna hai k halaat kaisy hain,

Tumhary humsafar tumhary sath kaisy hain,

Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaisy hain,

Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K


.

.

Tumhari LIGHT a gai ha kya?

Hamari to gai hoi hy... :-(

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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:48:35 PM
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