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aadreshk


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Subject : funny its funny funny (closed)
Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM


pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Girl-Muje aise PROPOSE kro jaise ajtak kisine n kiya ho.Boy-Kutti,Kmini, I L U Mujse SHADi krke muje TABAH krde Nagin, Ab to HA kr de dayan.?

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:44:21 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon
GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies.
Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha


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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:46:57 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Boy:
I Bet I Can Make U Say
"I LOVE U"

Girl:
Impossible

Boy:
Ok, Lets Try!
Say Blue..

Girl:
Blue

Boy:
Say Pink

Girl:
Pink

Boy:
Say Love

Girl:
Love

Boy:
What 1+1

Girl:
2

Boy:
How Old R U??

Girl:
19

Boy:
Haha!! I Told U I Cud
Make U Say 19!!

Girl:
No, U Said U Cud Make Me Say
I LOVE U

Boy:
Yes;-)

Girl:
Ohh :-O

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:50:26 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota...

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:51:35 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Girl says:
Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,
Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Baap Hoga

Boy says:
Khuda kary teri zuban suchi ho
Muje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho


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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:53:04 AM

pinkey


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Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.


Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?


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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:54:35 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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A management student/boy hugs a girl..

girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.


*girl slaps the boy*

Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer feedback;-

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:56:30 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Boy's Rules For
BIKES ..

USE When Its
NEW
...
RIDE When It
PERFORMS

THROW When Makes
NOISE

Unfortunately

That's The GIRL'S Rule
To Handle the BOY ...

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:57:02 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4372 days old here
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Girls' Language :

Stupid
(U r Smart)

...Idiot
(U r Luking Cute)

Shut Up
(I Love U)

I'll Kill U
(I'll Die 4 U)

Good Night
(Everyone Is Slept
U Can Call Me Now ...)

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:58:06 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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ek tha larka
ek thi lark
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bus na aabb ghar jata hy kia.


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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:58:53 AM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Laiba 10 sal ki thi jb usy apnay teacher ALI se pyar ho gaya,

Jb wo 12 sal ki hui to usne Ali ko chora Fahad se dil lga liya.

3 sal bad usne Fahad ko bachpn ki ghalti smjha 0r Anas ko dil de diya.

17 sal ki hui to usy lga k Umair se ziyada smart larka koi nhi,
Wo usko apni pehli or aakhri Mohabbat kehne lgi.

20 sal ki hui to usne gali k ameer treen larke Adil se shadi kar li......


Moral: Larkiañ wohi rehti hai; Larkay badal jatay haiñ :

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Posted on July, 04 2012 12:00:02 PM

pinkey


Age: 28 Female
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Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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....
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The ... =P

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Posted on July, 04 2012 12:03:20 PM

Omer87


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topic is now Closed
Copy / paste Posting in Not allowed


Regards : Omer Hafeez ( www.pak101.com )


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Posted on July, 04 2012 12:05:43 PM