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aadreshk Age: 28 4684 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny its funny funny (closed) Why I Hate C.I.D An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM

pinkey

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the

Ladkiyo ne nara lagaya.
"HAMARI MAANGE"

Piche se awaz aayi
"SINDUR SE BHARO"

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:46:58 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya. Ladki ne use KISS kar liya. Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua? Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 10:47:35 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 10:50:42 AM

pinkey

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!!!Female Dictionary!!!

>"Nothing, Forget It..."

-You Better Figure Out;
What you did Wrong..!

>"Are you Tired??"

-Please don't Go to Sleep,
I Love Talking to you..

>"I'm Okay..."

-Hold Me Tight,
I Need A Shoulder to Cry on..

>"I'm Cold..."

-Get a Blanket;
and Cuddle With Me..

>"Leave Me Alone.."

-Please don't Go..

>"I Love you..

-Tell Me you Do More.

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:51:17 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	What is meant by ABCD A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl and DFEDCBA means.. Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 10:52:32 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi. boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 10:53:44 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	High Class Insult" . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi Hay Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 10:54:50 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl : Will You Take Me Shopping ? Boy : My Driver Will Do That . Girl : Will You Make Me Feel Secure ? Boy : My Security Guard Will Do That Girl : Will You Take Care Of Me If I Fall Ill ? Boy : My Doctor Will Do That..> Boy : Can I Kiss You ? Girl : Sorry.. I Think They All Can Do That As Well Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 10:56:19 AM

Hina

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pinkey said:
1 Ladka phool Lekar Ladki k pas gaya.
Ladki ne use KISS kar liya.
Wo GHABRA kar BHAGA to Ladki ne puchha- Kya hua?
Ladka- Guldasta lene ja rha hu.

pinkey said:
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha

Plz dnt post these kind of jokes its wrong

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:58:42 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy: I Love U Girl: But I Love Someone Else, Boy: Okay! No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . =/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nhi Kr Skty Wahan Dialogue Tou Ache Bolna Chahiye Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:00:12 AM

pinkey

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B.C.D.E.F.G. FullForm-

'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl'

Reverse G.F.E.D.C.B.A.-

'Girl Forgets Everything Done Catches New Boy Again'

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:02:49 AM

pinkey

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A cute proposal by a boy to his lover

My name is "I":-)

My problem is "LOVE":-)

My solution is "YOU":-)

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:03:39 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	oy: if I kiss u.what u think ? Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:04:38 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 lovers plan 2 suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND" Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIE Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:06:22 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy 2 Girl-I Luv U... Grl-I M Engaged With Someone N I Hv Boyfriend... . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy-After Long Thinking... "Janu Mujhe B Kahin Adjust Krlo" Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:07:36 AM

pinkey

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Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Chod Dunga...
Girl: Sab Kuch...???

Boy: Haan Sab Kuch...
Girl: Chalo Apna Facebook Ka Password Batao...
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Boy: Didi Aap Ghar Jao, Ghar Wale Wait Kr Rhe Honge...

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:10:08 AM

pinkey

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edicated to all boys
BEST POEM OF 2011

chatting chatting………
no mama
…
…with the girls..
no mama

telling lies…….
no mama

open ur facebook account
hahahahhahahahahahha………..

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:11:55 AM

pinkey Age: 28 4390 days old here Total Posts: 560 Points : 45 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladki>Socha Tum Miss Kr Rhe Hoge To Cal Krlu Ladka> Or Jo Abhi 45Minit Baat Ki Thi Wo? Ladki>Ooh Sst.. Sorry Fir Tumara Number Mila Dia.. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 04 2012 11:12:44 AM

pinkey

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A_Boy Went To
Doctor With
Infection On His
Face.

After_Checking,

DoCtor Said;

G.F"Ko_Bolo
LipStick
Ka Brand Badle,
Tumhe
LaKme Se Alergy
Hai."

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:13:40 AM

pinkey

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Ek ladki face pe dupata bandke khadi thi,
vaha bus stand pe khade uncle ne kaha:
chalti kya.
Ladki ne kaha : papa main hun..:-)

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Posted on July, 04 2012 11:17:34 AM

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