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aadreshk


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Status : Offline		 Subject : funny its funny funny (closed)
Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

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Posted on July, 02 2012 11:56:01 AM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Assalam-o-Alaikum!!!

Karachi aur uske Mazafaat main,

Light janay ka waqt hua jata hai.


Baqi log apny Maqami waqt k mutaabiq,

K.E.S.C. Walon ko Gaaliyan den.



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Posted on July, 02 2012 11:56:38 AM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Meethi Meethi yadoon ko palkoon mai saja laina,

Sath guzre lamho ko Dil mai basa laina,

Mai washroom mai baitha hoon "FARAZ"
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Bijli ajay to MOTOR yad se chala daina.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:00:14 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...

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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:02:46 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 SMS na karo gay to Sataengay,

Rutho gay to Manaengay.

Roo gay to Hansanengay.

Dost hain hum,

KESC waly nahi jo Garmiyon main sath chor jaen gay.

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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:04:53 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 |
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HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING :-)

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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:07:56 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Abhi Istari kar kay utha he tha Faraz!!!!


Kay Light Chali Gai. B-)

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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:08:29 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 * Chand or Main *

Dono ka ek sa muqaddar hai.

Woh Aasman pe tanha hai,
Main Zameen pe akela.

Woh Roshni mangay Sooraj se.
Or


Main Mohtaaj

Wapda ka.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:09:49 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 oad Shedding main kiya kiya zulam nahi hoa hamare sth "FARAZ"


Naara kheench dala kisi zalim ne generator ki tar samajh kar.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:10:23 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Allama Iqbal or KESC mai 1 cheez same hai

woh kya hai?


Socho?

or

Socho

Nahi pata?

Dono ka 1 he Kaam hy,

K Soi Hui Qaum ko jaga do.



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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:12:06 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
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Status : Offline		 1 of the most Funniest and Sshortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export Electricity!!


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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:13:14 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
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Pakistan Mai ''MAH-E-L0AD §HEDDING'' ka CHAND Nazar agya Hy
Tamam L0g kurbani k Lye Tayar hojayn
(KESC)

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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:14:18 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Yehi aarzu hai meri,,,,
Yehi iltajaa hai Yaaro,,,,,


Jidhar KESC waly milen,,,,

Chappal utaar k, Kuttay ki taray Maaro.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:15:00 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ye Badalti Rutain
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatain
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shamen
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:16:10 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Zarori Elaan!

1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.

Shukria.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:19:27 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay light nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"

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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:24:19 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1st Girl: Main to us se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho.


Aur tum?


2nd Girl: Main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 12:26:04 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 !Morning Time!
A Cup Of Hot Hello,
A Plate Of Crispy Wishes,
A Spoon Of Sweet Smiles

&
A Slice Of Great Success

Specially 4U,

GOOD MORNING...

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Posted on July, 02 2012 03:53:04 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 IN HOSPITAL:

Aa ja Tainon Akhiyan udeek dian
Dil wajan Marda
Aa ja bijliay wasta-e-bimar da

Aa ja tainon akhian udeek dian.


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Posted on July, 02 2012 03:55:47 PM
pinkey


Age: 28 Female
4390 days old here
Total Posts: 560
Points : 45

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bijli gai, 1 baj gaya.
Bijli aai, 2 baj gaye.
Phir gai, 3 baj gaye,
Phir aai, 4 baj gaye.
Phir gai, 5 baj gaye.
Phir aai, 6 baj gaye.

This time check is brought to you by KESC.

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Posted on July, 02 2012 03:58:53 PM
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