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aadreshk


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Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


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Posted on June, 28 2012 05:23:59 PM


pinkey


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f you see

a girl with her hair up in a pony
tail

she didn't shower that
day :P:P:P



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Posted on July, 03 2012 05:20:19 PM

pinkey


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Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

Hahahah

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Posted on July, 03 2012 05:21:05 PM

pinkey


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Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->


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Posted on July, 03 2012 05:22:15 PM

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pinkey said:

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

Hahahah

Good One...!

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Posted on July, 03 2012 05:39:01 PM

pinkey


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did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man


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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:12:45 AM

pinkey


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Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
.
Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
.
Girl: Kuch Nhi.
.
Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
.
Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy

"Letreen"

Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->
.
Moral: Aur Phasao Leyari Ki Bachi.. ;->)

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:13:30 AM

pinkey


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~Solid Be-Izzati~

Girl: I Like You.
Do You Like Me?

Boy: No.

Girl: =(

Boy: You Never Asked If
I Loved You.

Girl: Awwww,
Do You Love Me? =)

Boy: No. . .

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:17:25 AM

pinkey


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Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her."......

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:28:07 AM

pinkey


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Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai.

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:35:22 AM

pinkey


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boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:37:24 AM

pinkey


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santa propose a girl..
Girl replied-
Thapad marungi...

Santa replied-
Thapad maregi toh mukka bhi khayagi.....



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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:38:48 AM

pinkey


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BOY-Tum Shadi K Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahi Mago Gi Na?
GIRL-Nai, Me Aisi Ladki Nai Hu.
Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:39:32 AM

pinkey


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Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:40:21 AM

pinkey


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Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= Beautiful Angel,

B.E= Beautiful Eyes

B.sc= Beautiful Structure

B.L= Beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:41:00 AM

pinkey


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How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:41:50 AM

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some jokes are good

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:42:04 AM

pinkey


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Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:42:44 AM

pinkey


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Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain


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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:43:30 AM

pinkey


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1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:44:34 AM

pinkey


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Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya

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Posted on July, 04 2012 10:45:47 AM