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Sometimes all I have to comfort me is a song, and sometimes a song is the only thing that will comfort me

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I am FAT (Fabulous and Thin) I need to eat more chocolate and ice cream.

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Winning the lottery for a husband is like a wife saying, "Honey you just continue to watch the game, I'll take out the garbage

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Social Media is like toothpaste: flavors, daily routine, doesn’t cost too much and there is always more

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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

by mahmood (few years ago!)
Male menopause is male whining taken to an art form

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Having a very weird day, as in TV going nuts, cat going nuts...what else left to go nuts?! ME

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Sickness is a bitch, but death is the real whore

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My Pi-Pi Make sure all my kids don't grow

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Bad experiences are like body fats. Though you want to leave them they don't want to leave you

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A mind is a terrible thing to waste so i'm saving mine for later

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

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A woman knows she's aging, when she goes bra shopping, and leaves her tits two towns behind her

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Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
The cocks may crow, but it's the hen that lays the egg.

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