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There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess that's why I find myself alone so much

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I'm not crazy, I'm sanity challenged

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The way I see it, there are 6 emotions: Happy, sad, angry, confused, worried and horny

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Live fast and die middle-aged. Dying young is pointless and dying old means years in an old folks home, and no-one wants that

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
You can only kick a dead horse so many times before it stops looking like a horse

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Everyone who works at McDonald has to do one of those ghost shifts

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Welcome to America ..... Now speak English

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I know that light travels faster than sound....and have concluded.. that's the reason some people seem brite until u hear them speak

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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