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They say when a door closes, a window opens...well, then I like to climb through that window and find out who the heck closed my door and why??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Listen to everything and everybody BUT, only believe half of what you hear because we, as humans, lie.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
when life hands you a lemon, say, hey, i like lemons, what else ya got?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you don't buy it,you will go home without it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do and then DIE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Just because you built an outhouse doesn't mean you have to take a laxative; Take pride in your work, Don't rush things!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My Glass is not half empty, my Glass is not half full, my Glass is Cracked!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What if I smashed all my cereal up and stuffed it in my mouth then swallowed it whole. Would that make me a "cereal" killer???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you've had a bad day, look at it as a good day and you'll never have a bad day again.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a Fight its not about how strong you are, its about how weak the enemy is.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The crazier in the Bed, The crazier in the Head.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Walk a mile in my shoes, and you'll know I have really small feet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you can lick your own elbows, you're ET's cousin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
and what about those who already found many (atleast 3 in their life)

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

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