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Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
when life hands you a lemon, say, hey, i like lemons, what else ya got

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you don't buy it,you will go home without it

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Walk a mile in my shoes, and you'll know I have really small fee

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you're going to be stupid you had better be tough

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you can’t do it with a 'click', it must be one of those things they call impossible to do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There will always be enough time until there is no more time.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
you don't always have to convince people to be on your side, sometimes you have to confuse them instead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The most Wisdom woman in the world is one, Who can think like a Woman & like a Man as well

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Business is like eating, your weight gain depends on what you're eating

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear the word "poop

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mileage is great birth control I've learned in the past

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, or stand up in the bath!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life is like a dick, it gets hard for no reason at all

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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