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Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit

by (few years ago!)
If anyone has any questions about anything; just ask my kids they have all the answers

by (few years ago!)
I have someone on my mind;....I just don't know who it is yet

by (few years ago!)
Never allow a tiff to become a rift

by (few years ago!)
i went to my girlfriends-she wears glasses and ignored me when i arrived- she was talking to the hat stand

by (few years ago!)
No one is as ugly as their id card pic,nor as good looking as their fb profile pic...

by dracula (few years ago!)
For the first time in my life, I have realized it again

by (few years ago!)
when life seems miserable its like loose motions, the point is you just have to go with the flow

by (few years ago!)
Realy Golden Words . Ager dunya main mehnat ki Qadar hoti To gadha sub se ziyada izzat dar hota.....! Dedicated to all my hardworking and busy friends.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
2 bachay examinatin hall my bethey they examiner bht strict tha cheating nhn karne de rha tha ek bachay ne chit likh k examiner ko di. Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya. dosra bacha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha? bachay ne kaha “SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He”

by HUSSAIN (few years ago!)
Dost: itne udas q hoo??? Man: wife se jhagra hua tha usne kaha woh mujhe 30 din tak baat nhii kareygii..., Dost: tumhe toh khush hona chahea. Man: aby yaar aaj akhri din hy..?

by HUSSAIN (few years ago!)
I must be getting old,i can no longer remember the future

by (few years ago!)
i wonder why people say control birth rate knowing that they are already born...

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Play. Have fun. Enjoy life.

by (few years ago!)
I always wondered why people can't fly but if they could, pollution would be no more, well maybe a little but you know what Mom always said "No flying if you just ate

by (few years ago!)

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