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simplybest Age: 33 4975 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : JOKE... SINDHI, ENGLAND MAY NIGHT CLUB GAYA... WAHA JA K KHOOB NACHA OR NACHNE K BAAD BOLA ... "BABA MUKHAY EHYO TA BUDHAYO TA, HE KEHRAY.... PEER JOO... "URUSS" Aa..... :-D Like reddotlinks, Hussainkhalid like this.
	Posted on April, 30 2011 05:16:17 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”

Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?

Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Posted on September, 27 2012 09:09:34 PM

MSRAZA Age: 30 4441 days old here Total Posts: 272 Points : 157 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	NICE JOKE PAR SINDHI ITNAY KAM AKAL NAHI HA WO KESE VILLAGE SA HO PAGAL BUT ANY WAY NICE JOKE Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2012 09:31:02 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Boss: Where were you born ?

Sardarji: Oye Punjab.

Boss: Which part?

Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

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Posted on September, 27 2012 09:33:27 PM

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Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

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Posted on September, 30 2012 11:46:40 PM

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ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING.

BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING .

HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY
SISTER HAS TWO

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Posted on October, 02 2012 11:44:27 PM

reddotlinks Age: 39 4902 days old here Total Posts: 710 Points : 236 Location: faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	good yaar per likha kia hai ???? Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 03 2012 02:22:05 AM

rashidfarooqz

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While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!

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Posted on October, 03 2012 10:05:49 PM

Goshah786 Age: 34 4432 days old here Total Posts: 23 Points : 11 Location: Burewala, Pakistan Status : Offline	kakakak ye kya jok hy lolx :P Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2012 07:36:38 PM

BeHappy Age: 29 4614 days old here Total Posts: 3249 Points : 89 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nice topic bahut maza aaya but topic post karne wale kahan chale gaye....? Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2012 08:37:39 PM

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World Cup ka Junooooonnnnn..!!!

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un...!!

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Posted on October, 06 2012 07:46:04 AM

Goshah786 Age: 34 4432 days old here Total Posts: 23 Points : 11 Location: Burewala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahhhahahhahhhhhhhahhah Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 06 2012 07:24:44 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

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Posted on October, 06 2012 10:47:04 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5008 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 hathi talwar chaki aunda c,kidi nu dekh os ne talwar sut diti,kidi ne puchia tu talwar q sut diti,hathi ne keha:''takk k tera husan goriye htho hthiyar gye'' Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 07 2012 06:27:13 PM

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Omer87 said:
1 hathi talwar chaki aunda c,kidi nu
dekh os ne talwar sut diti,kidi ne
puchia tu talwar q sut diti,hathi ne
keha:''takk k tera husan goriye htho
hthiyar gye''

hahahahahaha

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Posted on October, 07 2012 10:32:55 PM

Lioness Age: 32 4430 days old here Total Posts: 607 Points : 142 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Tiger Ne 1 Sardar Ko ZOO Main Maar Diya 1 Banday ne Pucha Tum ne Sardar hi ko Kyu Mara? Tiger: Saaly Ne Dimagh Kharab Kar Diya tha . . . . Kab Se Keh raha Tha "INNI WADDI BILLI: =D Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2012 08:03:51 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi. Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai. Santa bola kaamchor, torch lega ke dekh. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2012 09:43:25 PM

shahzaib2222 Age: 30 4392 days old here Total Posts: 592 Points : 136 Location: jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar sindhi samj nai ati... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 14 2013 10:04:11 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4278 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar mujh to iss joke ki bilkul samajh nae ai....... Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2013 02:29:24 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4293 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2013 04:59:46 PM

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shahzaib2222 said:
yar sindhi samj nai ati...

Translation bhi hai yaar... 1st page per

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Posted on March, 28 2013 05:11:48 PM

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