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simplybest Age: 33 4920 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : JOKE... SINDHI, ENGLAND MAY NIGHT CLUB GAYA... WAHA JA K KHOOB NACHA OR NACHNE K BAAD BOLA ... "BABA MUKHAY EHYO TA BUDHAYO TA, HE KEHRAY.... PEER JOO... "URUSS" Aa..... :-D Like reddotlinks, Hussainkhalid like this.
	Posted on April, 30 2011 05:16:17 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. “What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta. “Don’t worry about it,” says Santa. “We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.” Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2012 02:35:53 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked, “what you did till evening?”

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Posted on September, 02 2012 11:30:17 AM

Umer85

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ha ha ha ha ha

ho ho ho ho

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Posted on September, 02 2012 08:37:15 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"

Sardar: "Apple Khane"

Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree ha"

Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"

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Posted on September, 03 2012 09:03:24 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Girl- Where is my birthday gift? Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho…? Girl – (khushi se:-O)- wow! ?? . . . . Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 12:28:15 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Pakistan: The Only Country Where Distance is Measured in Minutes or Hours.. . . . . . .Example:- “Bas 5 Minute ka Raasta Hy … ” =P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 12:38:45 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand " Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 06:43:28 PM

rashidfarooqz

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4959 days old here
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D most brilliant Sardar in Exam :
Problem:
prove that LHS=RHS

(2x+9y)= 10x/3y

Sardar:
Multiply both sides by "Zero"
=>0=0
.'. LHS=RHS

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Posted on September, 05 2012 06:32:43 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	ha ha nice yar Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:00:37 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	he he Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:02:20 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do: Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:06:49 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:08:27 AM

gulab50 Age: 33 4902 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:18:27 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4411 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehehhehehhe shabash lagy raho Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:52:16 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
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Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe: Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

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Posted on September, 06 2012 07:21:27 AM

jahan Age: 30 4796 days old here Total Posts: 908 Points : 140 Location: hasanabdal, Pakistan Status : Offline	gud joke amazing Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 09:48:20 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"

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Posted on September, 06 2012 08:28:24 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Posted on September, 07 2012 06:21:46 PM

jahan Age: 30 4796 days old here Total Posts: 908 Points : 140 Location: hasanabdal, Pakistan Status : Offline	kuch samj he ni aya Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 07:07:56 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 08:28:53 PM

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