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simplybest Age: 33 4920 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : JOKE... SINDHI, ENGLAND MAY NIGHT CLUB GAYA... WAHA JA K KHOOB NACHA OR NACHNE K BAAD BOLA ... "BABA MUKHAY EHYO TA BUDHAYO TA, HE KEHRAY.... PEER JOO... "URUSS" Aa..... :-D Like reddotlinks, Hussainkhalid like this.
	Posted on April, 30 2011 05:16:17 PM

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Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.

Santa- Yahi to problem hai yaar ghar ka kharcha bhi tu wohi chala reha hai….

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Posted on August, 22 2012 11:45:06 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	PAMMA ---? Waiter , 1 Chicken lai ke a jaldi Waiter ---> SIR ! French chicken orSpanish chicken ? . . . PAMMA ---? Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mai kehra ohd nal gallan karniya ne Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2012 05:38:17 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	1 Jat nu kavi samelan ch zabardasti stage te bhej dita janda hai. O sher ar karda hai "E Chand sitaro, Bhen de yaaro, mainu kuj ni aanda, mainu thalle utaro" Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2012 05:39:05 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Ik kudi collage nu ja rahic,Os nu parpoz karn lai ik munde ne kiha,"Chann ta Raat nu charda hai,Ajj dine kive? KUDI: "ULLU ta RAAT nu bolde ne,Ajj dine kive? Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2012 05:40:25 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Aadmi khera chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha Santa use goor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola- Bhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagaun Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2012 08:46:35 PM

Omer87 Age: 36 4953 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	jokes bachy he nahi Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 25 2012 12:44:15 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wazan kum ho jayega.. 1 sal bad santa phone pe: Wazan to kam ho gaya, magar ab ghar kaisay jaun 1825km door aa gaya hun Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2012 03:28:50 PM

gulab50 Age: 33 4902 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha niceee Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2012 04:36:08 PM

jahan Age: 30 4796 days old here Total Posts: 908 Points : 140 Location: hasanabdal, Pakistan Status : Offline	hohohhohhohohohoho Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2012 05:05:24 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Madam: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam Aaye Santa: Par Madam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hain Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hain Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2012 08:30:47 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	After He Broke My Heart My Friends Asked, "How Many Reasons Do You Have To Still Like Him?" I Pointed To The Stars & Said "Start Counting." Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2012 10:10:45 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Aa mere mola sut boom da gola na ravy board da daftar na pave result da rola Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 26 2012 10:13:32 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Translation: 1. Main aam Admi nahi hu – i am not a mango man. 2. Muje bhi English aati hai – English comes to me also. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2012 05:51:47 AM

Omer87 Age: 36 4953 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	joke joke joke kahan sy laon main joke Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2012 10:24:09 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn’t know English, he said “Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight” Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2012 11:43:33 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa to banta why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar! Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 29 2012 09:59:07 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4613 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	omer bhai jahan say marzi la ao Or post kar do no problem. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 30 2012 10:26:54 AM

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Banta Santa se:

yar mai ne suna hai k BURHAPA boht boori bimari hai

Santa:

han yar kal iss bimari se 16 bachey mar gaye :-) :-)

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Posted on August, 30 2012 08:35:28 PM

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Saim

nahi yar
aesy maza nahi ata

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Posted on August, 30 2012 11:51:03 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager: What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.” Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2012 06:37:41 PM