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simplybest


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Subject : JOKE...
SINDHI, ENGLAND MAY NIGHT CLUB GAYA...

WAHA JA K KHOOB NACHA OR NACHNE K BAAD BOLA ...


"BABA MUKHAY EHYO TA BUDHAYO TA,

HE KEHRAY....


PEER JOO...


"URUSS" Aa..... :-D


Posted on April, 30 2011 05:16:17 PM


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i have a joke


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Posted on September, 19 2012 04:57:19 PM

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Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!


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Posted on September, 20 2012 08:16:24 PM

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Sardarni:
Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?

Sardar shokha ho k:
Haan ji chala laynda wan.

Sardarni:
Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.

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Posted on September, 21 2012 06:33:47 PM

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Santa Ki Maa ki Tabiyat Kharab Thi
Hospital Gaye To Dr. Ne Kaha ki TEST honge
SANTA:-Inaki Umar Zyada Hai.TEST Nahi 1 Day Ya T-20 Karwa lo.

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:55:12 AM

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wo sarak k us par thy
hum is par
thora woh chaly thora hum chaly
phir thora woh or thora hum chaly
phir nazren milin
sharam aye
or woh chal dee or hum bhi chal dyea

ab hum sarak k is par thy
or woh us par

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Posted on September, 22 2012 01:17:52 PM

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Santa Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Santa: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

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Posted on September, 22 2012 02:00:49 PM

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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend.

He reached there in a few hours.

After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.

But he didn’t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him

“Arre Puttar, ki hoya?”

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,

“Oye, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ek?”


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Posted on September, 23 2012 01:17:29 PM

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hahhahahhahahhahahahahahhah
lolxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted on September, 23 2012 06:05:01 PM

rashidfarooqz


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A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing

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Posted on September, 23 2012 08:25:57 PM

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haaaaahaahahahaha nice ...

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Posted on September, 24 2012 09:43:07 AM

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rashidfarooqz said:

A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing

Yae Cheez

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Posted on September, 24 2012 10:51:55 AM

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Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world’s largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t be heard!

Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls.

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Posted on September, 24 2012 09:06:27 PM

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hahhahahhahhahaaahahahaahaahahaahaah,
anni pa ditti j, inni bisti females ki,
toba toba toba,

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Posted on September, 25 2012 05:39:01 AM

rashidfarooqz


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America ny ek choor pakerny wali machine banai
Jisny America main 30 minute main 30 choor pakray .
ENgland main 30 minute main 50 chor aur india main 30 minute main 100 chor pakray jab wo machine pakistan lai gai to 15 minute main
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Wo machine he chori ho gai .



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Posted on September, 25 2012 07:30:36 AM

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hahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvery funny joke

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Posted on September, 25 2012 10:47:08 AM

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Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne Barr-E-Azam Hain?

Pathan Rajpoot: 4....

Teacher: Kon Kon Se?

Pathan Rajpoot:
1- Quaid-E-Azam
2- Sikandar-E-Azam
3- Mughal-E-Azam
or
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam.!!!

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Posted on September, 25 2012 10:48:24 AM

rashidfarooqz


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A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily say wat is this? Kid replies:techer k pass STARS khatam ho gaye to PLENET dene shuru kar diye…!

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Posted on September, 25 2012 09:19:13 PM

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Once there were 3 people
Boss,officer & clerk going 4 a Lunch They met with a Jin
Jin said: im here 2 fulfil 3 wishes of a person but u r 3 peoples
So i’ll fulfil 1 wish 4 each
Clerk quickly said: send me 2 USA with a lot money.puff clerk disapears
Officer said: send me 2 Paris with a lot of money.puff officer disapear

Jin said 2 Boss what’s ur wish he said
“I want these 2 idiots back at office after lunch at 2:00pm”

Moral: Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st..

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Posted on September, 26 2012 06:00:39 PM

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tuba100 said:

i have a joke

which joke u have?

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Posted on September, 26 2012 06:48:44 PM

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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

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Posted on September, 26 2012 11:58:10 PM