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simplybest Age: 33 4920 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : JOKE... SINDHI, ENGLAND MAY NIGHT CLUB GAYA... WAHA JA K KHOOB NACHA OR NACHNE K BAAD BOLA ... "BABA MUKHAY EHYO TA BUDHAYO TA, HE KEHRAY.... PEER JOO... "URUSS" Aa..... :-D Like reddotlinks, Hussainkhalid like this.
	Posted on April, 30 2011 05:16:17 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4411 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hhahhahhahahhah sidhi bhai eho angrez peer da urs ey Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 08:32:52 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 10:11:57 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 08 2012 11:19:09 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4411 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	aik sardar dosry se, ik wari main nikka jea honda c te menar e pakistan ton deg peya c dosra sardar, fer mar gya c k bach gya c? pehla sardar, meno ki pta main te nikka jeya honda c...................... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 08 2012 11:58:56 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
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Some1 wrote 2 sardar,"Agr tum zaheen ho to Rs100 bhejo.
Hoshyar ho to 200. Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo"

Sardar sent Rs600 n wrote, "O-A Main sabka baap hon:->"

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Posted on September, 09 2012 11:32:22 AM

Omer87 Age: 36 4953 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	great hehehe Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2012 10:54:43 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Posted on September, 10 2012 11:27:29 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4411 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	teachr to girl student, tum aaj late q aa ri ho? girl, sir wo aik lrka mera pecha kr rha tha, teacher , to ismen late hony wali kia bat he? girl, sir kameena boht slow chal rha tha............ Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 12:25:59 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
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Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

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Posted on September, 11 2012 06:31:43 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

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Posted on September, 12 2012 09:46:06 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
Todays dinner should be light

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Posted on September, 13 2012 09:24:40 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.

I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,

“Please recharge your balance soon.”

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Posted on September, 14 2012 05:58:40 PM

Omer87 Age: 36 4953 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Chuhi chuhe se-Tu mere lyi jaan de sakda a? Chuha-kade nhi? chuhi-kyon? chuha-:Ssadi maa nu put nhi labne tenu yaar bathere...... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2012 06:14:10 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : Tu phir Gari ka tyre de de.

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Posted on September, 14 2012 09:16:37 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

4959 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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Posted on September, 15 2012 11:31:01 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!

Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?

Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.

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Posted on September, 16 2012 10:40:36 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Total Posts: 16735
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....

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Posted on September, 17 2012 08:45:20 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 4959 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a! Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain? Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 18 2012 11:12:07 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4411 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah ji wah, Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 19 2012 02:38:41 AM

riabest Age: 33 4394 days old here Total Posts: 1447 Points : 99 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	assalam o alaikum to all i am new here Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 19 2012 05:15:06 AM

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