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simplybest Age: 33 4975 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : JOKE... SINDHI, ENGLAND MAY NIGHT CLUB GAYA... WAHA JA K KHOOB NACHA OR NACHNE K BAAD BOLA ... "BABA MUKHAY EHYO TA BUDHAYO TA, HE KEHRAY.... PEER JOO... "URUSS" Aa..... :-D Like reddotlinks, Hussainkhalid like this.
	Posted on April, 30 2011 05:16:17 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar : What is the name of your car?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Posted on August, 07 2012 10:36:06 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Larka Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell baja Kr Bhag jata tha Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Harkat hy? Larka: Ye Hum Miss call Marta hy aj receive ho gai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 08 2012 08:23:56 PM

rashidfarooqz

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A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”

“No”, replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”

“No”, replied the Managing Director.

“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!

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Posted on August, 09 2012 08:32:04 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5008 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	heheheheheheheh Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 10 2012 05:27:37 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Titanic doob raha tha
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai
Santa- 2kms
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf
Santa-NEECHE.........

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Posted on August, 10 2012 08:26:48 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4668 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Chuhi chuhe se-Tu mere lyi jaan de sakda a? Chuha-kade nhi? chuhi-kyon? chuha-:Ssadi maa nu put nhi labne tenu yaar bathere...... Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 12:50:08 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5008 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	yehi jokes ager aap jokes waly section main upload karen to points milen gy Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 12:59:12 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!" Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 04:27:44 PM

ayshbib Age: 38 4526 days old here Total Posts: 376 Points : 213 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha....Itni bezti Sindhiyon ki... Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 04:53:00 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 11:57:37 PM

rashidfarooqz

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In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is answer ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha, phir dhire se bola:

answer start from

“The”

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Posted on August, 12 2012 07:46:59 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shaadi ki party mein DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai Santa: 8-10 bajay tak baja lo uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 17 2012 11:51:18 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON’T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE

He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON’T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.

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Posted on August, 18 2012 04:30:59 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 19 2012 08:23:40 AM

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Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

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Posted on August, 19 2012 10:15:25 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Teacher Santa se: Dahi ka English batao…

Santa: Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!

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Posted on August, 19 2012 04:18:16 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 20 2012 11:26:20 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close! Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 21 2012 03:38:42 PM

gulab50 Age: 33 4957 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice .......joke Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 21 2012 03:48:16 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh k emumbai le jayega.

Saare News Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!

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Posted on August, 21 2012 03:50:09 PM

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