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rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4806 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Wife :
Suniye mujhy Darr lag raha hai meri taraf monh kr k so jaen

Husband:
Acha main bhaley Darr Darr k mar jaon

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:34:07 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Santa Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya

Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur

1 ko nahin lagi thi.

Santa ne: Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?

Doctor ne Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:

Ye Mareez “PETROL” pe Chal raha hai

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Posted on January, 22 2014 11:30:53 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 28

3826 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Masoom SAHIL Ka Kambakht Dil-

Yaar ye kambakht Dil Be-iman nikla....
"PAHALI" hote hue,"DUSARI"ko chahane laga....
Khud Rahkar naam gumnaam...
Muze Badnaam Karane Laga....

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:28:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kisi ke paas kuchh na ho toh hansti hai duniya. Kisi ke paas sab kuchh ho toh jalti hai duniya. Mere paas toh aap jaisa dost hai, Jis ke liye tarasti hai duniya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:29:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kapil opened a new tailor shop Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . . Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:30:45 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 28

3826 days old here
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Points : 149

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Zindgi ka her khwab haqiqat me badal jaye,

Khusi ke chirago se Zindgi roshan ho jaye,

Mahek jaye zindgi aapki ki,

Gulab ki khushbu bhi aapke samne fiki pad jaye.

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:32:03 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mere desh ka loktantra mahan hai Jisne sabko jeene ka, abhibyakti ka, samanta ka haq diya. Aao aise loktantra ka samman kare, aur apne adhikaro, kartavyon ka palan kare aur apne Gandtantra ko celebrate kare. Happy Republic Day To All Indian People. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:33:27 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Azad bharat ke nikammo aaj agar valentin, dipawali ya new year hota to sms ki line laga dete, ab kam dham chhodo aur sabko republic day ki badhai dena shuru kar do. . Happy Republic Day 2014. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:34:30 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 28

3826 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
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Indian hone per kariye garv,

Milkar manaye loktantr ka parv,

Desh ke dusmano ko milkar harao,
Aaj her ghar per TIRANGA lahrao.
Happy Republic Day 2014

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:35:35 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aey Dosto! Gareebi Tod Deti Hai Jo Rishte Khaas Hote Hain, Aur Paraaye Apne Hote Hai Jab Paise Paas Hote Hain.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:36:39 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tujse Kaise Nazar Milaye Dilbarjani,. Tujse Kaise Nazar Milaye Dilbarjani . . Meri Right Ankh Kani (-_+)Teri Left Ankh Kani (+ Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:37:46 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum dard jhelne se nahi darte... Par us dard k khatm hone ki aas to ho... Dard chahe kitna bhi dardnaak ho... Par dard dene wale ko uska ehsaas to ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:38:46 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Palkein Toh Aankhon Ki Hifazat HotiHai.. Dhadkan Toh Dil Ki Amanat Hoti Hai.. Ye Pyar Ka Rishta Bhi Bada Pyara Hota Hai.. Kabhi Chahat Toh Kabhi Shikayat Hoti Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:39:54 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil Karta Hai Aag Laga Doon Is Zamaane Ko, Jisne Dard Hi Dard Diya Har Diwaane Ko, Har Pal Zakham Khaya Hai Dil Ne Mere, Ab Kya Rah Gaya Aur Aajmaane Ko. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:41:12 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3826 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Is Dil Ko Agar Tera Ehsaas Nahi Hota Tu Door Bhi Reh Kar Ke Yun Paas Nahi Hota Is Dil Ne Teri Chahat Kuch Aise Basali Hai Ek Lamha Bhi Tujh Bin Kuch Khas Nahi Hota. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:42:15 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4085 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	rahull bhai apny to poetry share krdi......plz thora topic ghor se orh liya kren Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 04:55:38 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4085 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	sorrry bhai orh likh diya jaldi men mera matlb parh liya krenn...... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 04:57:15 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4085 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	rahul bhai ap poetry ko poetry waly topics men post kren ok..... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 04:59:09 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4085 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhai ye topic poetry wala nhi hay hmmmm...... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 05:00:55 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4070 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar sab funny funny kun pasand kerte hain g ham to sab kuch pasand kerte hain Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:30:58 PM

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