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rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4806 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4104 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	365 nights of an Indian woman 60 nights menstrual cycle 55 nights headaches 50 nights I am tired 40 nights I have to get up early 35 nights I am not well 25 nights the kids are awake 20 nights will do tomorrow Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 09:56:04 PM

0irha0

Age: 30

4104 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

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Jab Maine “BEER” Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya…
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Aur Maine “BEER” Chhodne ka faisla kar liya..
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Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam “BEER” factory ke
Mazdoor,
Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri
aankh
bhar aayi…
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Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly..
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Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin,
Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS—

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Posted on January, 28 2014 11:34:07 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4104 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Stone is enough 2 break d glass 1 Stone is enough 2 break d glass.., 1 sentence is enough to break a heart.., 1 second is enough 2 fall in luv.., Bt y d hell 1 chapter is nt enough to Pass in exam?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 11:36:14 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4104 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Love should not be conditioned. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It should just be shampooed Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 11:39:47 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4104 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab Bhi Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ko Ladke K Sath Dekhta Hu Aksar. . . Dil Pe Hath Rkh K Khud Ko Tasalli Deta Hu Ki . . Bhai-Behan Hai Bhai-Behan Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 11:41:10 PM

alawan Age: 38 3746 days old here Total Posts: 153 Points : 51 Location: rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 29 2014 12:04:16 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4070 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha very funny pr main ne pehle bhi suna hai ye joke Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 29 2014 07:49:43 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4085 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha kiya funny jokes hain bhai maza aagya Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 29 2014 07:54:50 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3765 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mat Puch Kitni? Mohabbat”?Hai Mujhe Tujh Se Barish Ki Boond Bhi Agar Tujhe Chu Le . . . To Dil Main Aag Lag Jati Hai Meri JAAN Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:26:12 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3765 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan Pilot-Jokes Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye mere betay ka jahaz ha???… Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt ghar pe bomb phenk dia kare ga Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:27:23 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3765 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan Aur Kella-Jokes 1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha: Kisi ne Usko Toka… Isko Chheel to Lo.. Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:29:27 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3765 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:31:29 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

3765 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

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Sheikupora, Pakistan

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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:32:57 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3765 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:35:27 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

3765 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel:
dear Dad...!
No Money, No Fun
Your son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very bad.
Your Dad!

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:37:18 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3765 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya, Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya. . Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein, Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya. . Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi, Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya. . Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni, Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:38:50 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

3765 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

The awkward moment when

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:42:17 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

3765 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

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A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
.

When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:43:35 PM

madihajamil

Age: 28

3765 days old here
Total Posts: 950
Points : 82

Location:
Sheikupora, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P

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Posted on January, 30 2014 01:44:43 PM

madihajamil Age: 28 3765 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han . . . . 3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho..... . . wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han to 3 pathan kehta ha . . . . . . . itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 01:50:37 PM

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