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rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4806 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed) Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- what did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4070 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha koi baat nahi g jab ho gi to pata chal jy ga wese mute ho to cute lagti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 11:58:51 AM

raza81 Age: 40 4550 days old here Total Posts: 150 Points : 59 Location: KARACHI, Pakistan Status : Offline	Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 05:22:51 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1 Maa K Lye Wo KonSa Kam Hai Jo Beta Kare Tu Bura
aur
Damaad Kare Tu Boht Acha Lgta Hai

Socho

Nahi Pata

BV Ki Ghulami

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Posted on January, 14 2014 09:42:14 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

After Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo daikh uska gala kat gaya, Phiir bhi chup-chaap pada hai

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Posted on January, 15 2014 09:37:57 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3965 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha wah rashid bhai. buhat funny collection hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:22:31 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni pari, farak batao
student : pehla parha likha berozgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:26:05 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3965 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	bilkul theek hai. Hahahahaha good rashid bhai. carry on. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:30:19 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4070 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha wah g rashid bhai ap ke jokes ki to dad deni pre gi Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:34:12 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Apna hath apne sir par phero.
Ek bar phir phero,
dubara phero,
chalo ek bar phir akhri bar phero
.
.
.
.

Ab to tumhe yakin ho gya hoga k GADHE k sir par seeng nahi hote

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:41:10 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

apna Bacha Roey to Dil mai Dard hota hai, aur Dusrey ka Roey to Sir Mein.

apni B.V Roey to Sir main Dard hota hai, aur Dusrey ki Roey to Dil Main

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Posted on January, 18 2014 09:24:16 PM

shadabnaqvi2 Age: 30 3762 days old here Total Posts: 1923 Points : 135 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	haha very funny sms nice sharings Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 18 2014 09:45:42 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

AQAL?

Aasmaan ne kaha bohut buland hoti hai
Zameen ne kaha bohut wasee hoti hai
Sumandar ne kaha bohut gehri hoti hai
auR
Mere Doston ne kaha

Hain?

Oo ki hondi aey

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Posted on January, 18 2014 09:51:52 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4070 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha rashid bhai ap ne kiya misaal di hai wah g wah kia kehne ap ke Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 18 2014 10:12:33 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

EK Chooza sherni se
Darling I LOVE U

sherni: abey singl pasli k, Tu ne apni Jaan, body, Hight, daikhi hai?

CHOOZA: sab chhor Jan-e-man CONFIDENCE daikh

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Posted on January, 18 2014 10:20:30 PM

mwaqas Age: 34 4367 days old here Total Posts: 1028 Points : 194 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	pathan loves naswar more than girl friend hehehehe what a funny joke Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 19 2014 11:08:42 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Doctor: Aapp k Shohar ko Mukamal sukon ki zarurat hai

Ye neend ki Goliyan hain

BiVi: Ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

Doctor: Ye aap ne khani hain

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Posted on January, 19 2014 10:00:18 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Understanding a Girl is like downloading 1GB file with 2 kbps speed
And

When You have Downloaded 99% You Get an Error..

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Posted on January, 20 2014 11:55:43 PM

2waqar Age: 34 3784 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahaha very funny SMS... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 11:59:17 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

3 Fastest Ways Of Communication.

1. Telephone,

2. Television,
And

3. Tell A Woman.

If You Need More Speed?
Also Advise Her “Kisi ko na bataana”

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Posted on January, 21 2014 12:09:51 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 27 4085 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahaha.....what a jokes .....i like all jokes... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 12:11:38 AM

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