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rashidfarooqz


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Subject : Share Funny Collection (closed)
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- what did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive


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Posted on August, 28 2011 10:52:57 PM


karira


Age: 30 Male
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Generation Effect...
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Ek bachha ro raha tha,
to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
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Toffy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye
Aaashiqui ke liye )

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:42:54 PM

karira


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Tragedy of MARRIED Men...
Biwi jeene nahi deti
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Aur
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Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh rakh ke
Marne bhi nahi deti....


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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:44:14 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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EK Sheikh Sarak par Chal Raha Tha,

Achanak Nichay juka,

aur Sarak par Hath laga kar Bola:

Fittay moon, Loki thukk v Enj Sutdey ney,

JiveinTheepa Peya hovay



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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:45:05 PM

karira


Age: 30 Male
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ENGINEER's wife : How m i looking today?
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Engineer: tan c/sin c
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wife: huh?
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Engineer: tan c/sin c
= (sin c/cos c(/sin C
=1/cos c
=sec c...
Naughty ENGINEER.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:48:15 PM

karira


Age: 30 Male
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1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:50:51 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
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Location:
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Doctor: apko thand lagti hai to kia krte ho?

Santa: heater k pas ja k beth jata hun

Doctor: agr phir b thand lagy to?

Santa: phir heater ON kr laita hon

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:53:37 PM

karira


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AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAHELI KI SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....
Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi

So Respect all MEN... :P :-D

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Posted on January, 21 2014 10:56:03 PM

karira


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SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein:

Saas: i have carried him for 9 months.

Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na?
I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now .
Baat karti hai .

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:01:46 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Holidays never last long . . .

I think they are made in china



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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:02:11 PM

karira


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Pundit: 'Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.'

Bride: 'Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.' :P


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:04:58 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Santa Cinema main Film daikh raha tha

Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe aa raha tha

Santa ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai

Santa: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata



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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:10:42 PM

2waqar


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Hahaha very funny!! Jokes hi jokes hain saray

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:16:01 PM

karira


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WIFE
W:wonderful
I:item
F:for
E:entertainment

HUSBAND
H:handsome
U:useful
S:smart
B:but
A:at
N:night
D:dangerous


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:16:50 PM

karira


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Hello.
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Kya Awaaj Nahi Aa Rahi?? Ab
Ab
Ab
Ab Bhi Nahi??
Kaise Aaye Gi Pagal?
Ye Sms Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:18:05 PM

karira


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No matter how 'Classy'
Bastard sounds...!!
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lekin Kisi ko KAMINA bolne
ka maza hi alag hota hai...

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:19:17 PM

karira


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On a call..
Girl: Kaun ho tum..?
Boy: Hasrat Teri.. Girl: Dekhte ho kya..?
Boy: Surat teri.. Girl: Karte ho kya..?
Boy: Pooja teri.. Girl: kafir ho kya..?
Boy: Soch hai teri.. Girl: Chahte ho kya..?
Boy: Mohobbat teri.. Girl: Pachtaoge..
Boy: Kismat meri.. Girl: Rakhi Sawant hoon me..
Boy: Oo teri.. Sorry aunty wrong number..
X_X=))


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:20:33 PM

2waqar


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Waisy Kia funny collection ma sirf jokes hi atay hain kia

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:20:40 PM

karira


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Arz KiYa Hai
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Khuda Bachaye Hame In
Hasino Se
... Wah wah....
. Khuda Bachaye Hame In
Hasino Se...
. Are Wah wah.... !
Lenkin Lekin ...In Hasino Ko Kaun
Bachayega Ham Jaise..
Kaminooo seyyy!!!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:21:40 PM

karira


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Ram:hame uski maa ki lene padegi.
Sham:kya yeh galat baat hai.
Ram:abhe akal ke andhe khabar woh beemar hai.
Gandhi soach se bahar niklo.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:22:42 PM

karira


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JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JAMISON
JOHNSON ??

So that "Mom can Remember WHO is WHOSE SON"

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:23:51 PM