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bawa125


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Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-)

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM
azzy


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A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-)

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Posted on August, 24 2013 11:05:14 PM
Saim44


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Status : Offline		 Biwi (gusse me) tumhare dimag
me sirf gobar
bhara howa hai
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Husband (pyaar se) :
toh itni der se kyu kha rahi ho...............hahahahaha rashid bhai maza a gya

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Posted on August, 25 2013 11:21:20 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha..
To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese chale ga?



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Posted on August, 25 2013 11:54:44 AM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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Status : Offline		 hahahahhah parha to nai joke mgr koi hansny wali bat hi hogi, so pehly hi hns lia

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Posted on August, 25 2013 03:07:40 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Teacher:
Light travels faster than sound,

So we see lightning first than hear the sound

Pathan:
No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,
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When power goes off, we switch on generator,
first sound comes then comes light!

"Teacher Shockd"
"Pathan Rocked"

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Posted on August, 25 2013 06:22:10 PM
macher


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Status : Offline		 hohohohoho pathan vi na gal te sahi keti ae..........double rocked

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Posted on August, 25 2013 07:52:06 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain

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Posted on August, 25 2013 08:57:49 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Teacher:
muhabat shadi se pehly honi chahiye
ya baad mai?

student:
muhabat shadi se pehlay ho ya shaadi
k baad

Mgr?


Uski khabar Bv ko
nhi honi chahiye.

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Posted on August, 25 2013 09:14:36 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Doctor: Tum shaadi shuda ho ?
Pathan: Haan, Hamari shaadi aurat sai hoi hai
Doctor: Bewaqoof! kisi kee mard sai bhi shaadi hoati ha.
Pathan: Haan, Hamari behan ka howa hai.

Pathan Rocked
Doctor Shocked

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Posted on August, 25 2013 09:59:29 PM
azzy


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Status : Offline		 Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 10 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 9 betyan hongi

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Posted on August, 25 2013 10:48:46 PM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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Fail Q hoay? Sawal me choice to thi
Student
Sir Sawal tha Write an essay on any1
A: our President
B: Street Dog
C: A Beggar

Is me choice kahan hay..

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Posted on August, 26 2013 08:31:09 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa, What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop

Banta, coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE

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Posted on August, 26 2013 11:22:06 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...

Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne shukr ad kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu



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Posted on August, 27 2013 10:07:28 PM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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Status : Offline		 bijli boht mehngi kr di he yar is govt ne to

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Posted on August, 27 2013 10:53:51 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Banta To His Son :

Oye, Ghabrana Matt,

Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai...

Son : Ji Haan Papa,

Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,
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K Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai


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Posted on August, 28 2013 08:07:10 PM
SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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Status : Offline		 banta : O Santa ji car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
Santa : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain...

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Posted on August, 28 2013 08:29:46 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..

Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”

Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??

Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain”

Santa:" To phir, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na

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Posted on August, 28 2013 10:39:24 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 hahahahahahaha. rashid bhai apne buhat acha joke post kya hai.

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Posted on August, 29 2013 10:48:13 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Docter: Tumhari Kidney
Fail Ho Gayi Hai.
Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi
Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho.
Meri Kidney Kabhi School
Gaya Hi Nahi,
To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?



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Posted on August, 29 2013 06:06:29 PM
rashidfarooqz


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1-Truck ko dusre truck se Rassi bandh kar k Le ja Rahe the.
Ye dekh kar SARDAR hans-hans k pagaL ho gaya
aor boLa, " 1-Rassi Le jane k Liye 2-2 truck"..?

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Posted on August, 30 2013 07:58:54 PM
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