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bawa125


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Status : Offline		 Subject : Joke of the day
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-)

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM
MrNumanM


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Status : Offline		 Duniya kA Sabse Bara Terrorist Hamla..
“Kisi kA mObile lo,
Phone Book & InbOx me ja k ‘Delete all’
kar dO..
Phir uska chehra dekhO
Or
thOra sa Muskura dO..:-D

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:50:31 PM
MrNumanM


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Status : Offline		 Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme, teachr ki incme se zyada ho to smj lo k is qoum ko education ki nhi jooton ki zrorat ha.

( Prof. Ditta mochi
M.Sc Jootiyalogy)

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:52:19 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 @ MrNumanM

aik time par aik topic main aik reply post kero warna sari MEHNAT delete kar di jaey gii

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Posted on September, 27 2013 11:10:01 PM
taimoorkhan


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Status : Offline		 hahahahahah very funny joke mujhe bara pasand aya ha dost

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Posted on September, 28 2013 11:42:05 AM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 Tumhri life men 10 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.....................

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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:18:40 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir a jayen gay
Student: Urdu he theak hai


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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:34:13 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.

Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht


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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:26:14 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 Tumhri life men 10 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 9 betyan hongi..................

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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:29:51 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Husband ki Birthday Per Wife Ney Poocha:
Main Aap Ko Kya Gift Doon?
Husband:
Tum Meri Izzat Kiya Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maana Karo, Bus Mere Liye Yehi Kaafi Hai.

Wife Kuch Der Sochnay K Baad : Nahi

Main To Gift Hi Doon Gii




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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:32:17 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa: kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai
Banta: to isme prob kya hai?
Santa: pata nhi papa mujhe bhi le jaynge ya nhi



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Posted on September, 30 2013 07:42:03 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..

Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”

Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??

Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain”

Santa:" To phir, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na.....................................

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Posted on September, 30 2013 10:41:33 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 kya joke mara hai apne, mujhe to sab k jokes hi ache lge hain.

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Posted on October, 01 2013 10:25:21 AM
macher


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Status : Offline		 hohohohohoho heart bhai aj kal bhikarion ke pass bhi 50 ka note hota ha

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Posted on October, 01 2013 10:31:58 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.


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Posted on October, 01 2013 07:37:27 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Banta: I Am Going to SLeep Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai ?

Santa: Mai Sone ja Raha Hun

Banta: NaHi janey Dunga, pahLey Matlab Bata




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Posted on October, 02 2013 09:17:36 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 santa banta k jokes mujhe bhi buhat hi passand hain,

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Posted on October, 03 2013 11:51:48 AM
malibhutta73


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Status : Offline		 this is good jokes, i also want to share some jokes.

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Posted on October, 03 2013 01:55:45 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 santa shopkeeper se

santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de..................

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Posted on October, 03 2013 04:24:54 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey
Mareez: Ye kis liye
Doctr: Mera 1st opertion hai
Ager
kamiyaab hua to mere liye
Warna
Ye Tery liye




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Posted on October, 03 2013 05:18:08 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rahi Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 96%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro

Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye Pass ho Jande Ne




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Posted on October, 03 2013 09:34:41 PM
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