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bawa125


Age: 33 Male
4242 days old here
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Subject : Joke of the day
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-)

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4810 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Santa Singh wanted to speak with his buddy Banta Singh and called him.

Hello, is this Banta Singh?
No, who is this? Not sure who are you looking for. came the reply.

Santa followed by saying – Is this 212-100-1001?
The guy replied, Sorry, it’s not. You got 212-100-1002.

Santa says – Oh, I see. Can you please call Banta Singh from your next door?

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Posted on September, 25 2013 05:38:47 PM
mansooraziz


Age: 32 Male
3872 days old here
Total Posts: 165
Points : 86

Location:
attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 bilkul aisa hi hone wala hai

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Posted on September, 25 2013 07:30:59 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4810 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bivi: Main Driver Ko Nokri Se Nikal Rahi Hun Aj Main dosri Bar Martey Maretey Bchi Hun

Husabnd. Khushi Se:
Bagam Iss ko Aik Moka aur Do



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Posted on September, 25 2013 09:27:55 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4810 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Itni English Seekh Ker Usse Bola Tha, I LOVE YOU
Par Woh Hans ker Boli

Lala Zama English Na Raze Ma Pakhton De

Kambkht Dekhney Mein Angrez Lagti Thi



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Posted on September, 26 2013 05:59:20 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
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Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 good jokes, my all frnds

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Posted on September, 26 2013 09:00:32 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4810 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bivi apne shohar se: Kya main kbhi tumharay khwab me aai hoon?

Shohar: Kbhi nhi

Bivi: Keun?

Shohar: Q k main ‘Ayatul Kursi’ parrh k sota hoon


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Posted on September, 27 2013 06:10:36 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,

A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. ;->

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:19:40 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:24:02 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:25:37 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl:- wats the price of galaxy grand???

Shopkeeper:- Rs 35000

Girl:- Awwwww

Girl :- wat about S4??

Shopkeeper:- Awwwww + Awwwww :P

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:28:13 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Golden words
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Agr ap kisi ka ikhlaq dekhna cahty ho tu
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Garmi Main ! Pankha oski trf sy hata k apni trf krlo

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:30:06 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pyar Kya hai.. ??

P: Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso..

Toh tension mat lo yaar,

Mat karo Pyar vyaar.. :/

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:31:59 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 10 doctorz aur 1 engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The

Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga

Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon Taaliyan

Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan Bajane Lage,

Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:36:11 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:37:40 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.
Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.
Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain….

Bolo Kya?
Tooth Brush..

Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:38:52 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,

Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay.

Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0)

Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui.

Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai.

Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B..

Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai…

Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn.:-D

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:40:08 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 shaks shadi k lye marriage bureau gaya Office band tha

Or bahar Notice laga hua tha.

1 bajay se 5 bajay tk office band rahayga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH LAIN.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:41:16 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The most Heart Breaking Moment in our childhood

Jb ami kehti thi mehmano ne jo paisey diye hen wo mje do ;-> :-P

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:42:28 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:43:31 PM
MrNumanM


Age: 29 Male
4064 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pakistan mai Log
sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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Thora aur socho..?
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Nahi pata
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Fakeer0n se

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:49:16 PM
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