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bawa125 Age: 33 4241 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

abdulhannan05 Age: 31 4799 days old here Total Posts: 13123 Points : 261 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye tou old joke hai jnab ji hmmm koi haal nae Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 20 2013 05:28:22 PM

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abdulhannan05 said:
ye tou old joke hai jnab ji hmmm koi haal nae

joke tu joke hota hai new ho ya old

es ko enjoy kerna chahiye

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Posted on August, 22 2013 09:38:04 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4261 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye hi hal rah to esa hi hoga ji Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 23 2013 12:35:48 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4073 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	aj ka joke kia g kal ka bhi nahi post kiya aj bhui mushkil lag raha hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 23 2013 08:55:53 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4809 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar- Shirt ke liye kapda dikhaiye Salesman-plain me dikhau? Sardar- nahi, Helicopter me dikha haramkhor.. Bandar ki aulad.. Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 23 2013 06:59:48 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4261 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahha kia bat he ji, theek gussa kia he Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 23 2013 09:31:38 PM

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Sardar Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle

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Posted on August, 23 2013 10:12:25 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4073 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha wah g sardar g kia speech hai gooli paon main mar ker chk kro kitni takleef hoti hai ye kehna tha Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 11:27:14 AM

Saim44 Age: 33 4051 days old here Total Posts: 2775 Points : 11 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle..........hahahaha rashid bhai nice joke Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 12:01:42 PM

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Santa and Banta are discussing why Santa failed in Math miserably.

Santa:-Maths vich fail kyu hoya?
Banta:- Teacher kendi hai 5+3=8
Agle din kendi 6+2=8
Fir kendi 4+4=8
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Khud confused he menu kya padayegi..?

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Posted on August, 24 2013 06:27:42 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4809 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa :- Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp kaat raha hai… kuch to kar.. . . . . Banta :- Abe wo kaat nhi rha… Uska ‘Zeher’ khatam ho gya hai to wo RECHARGE karwane aaya hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 06:38:57 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3968 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Buhat acha joke hai.lakin yeh joke to old ho gaya hai. Aj ka joke post karian Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 06:46:12 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4261 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai aap joke khud bnaty ho kia? Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 06:58:46 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3968 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wah kya bat hai shagied bhai. Apke jokes bhi buhat ache ain Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 07:00:01 PM

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Santa:- mere zamane me toh roz subah 20-30 ladkiya mera intezar karti thi...

Banta:- a bhai sidha bol na ke tu pahle girls college ki bus ka driver tha...

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Posted on August, 24 2013 07:53:36 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3968 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Rashid bhai apne bhi kamal k msg post kiye hain. rashid bhai ap or bhi msg post kare. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 08:16:49 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4809 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife :- Q.Ji, Roz Subah, Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho. . . . Santa:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha, Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai. Ise Murjhane Mat Dena, Isliye subh pani deta hu Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 24 2013 09:13:19 PM

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Biwi (gusse me) tumhare dimag
me sirf gobar
bhara howa hai
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Husband (pyaar se) :
toh itni der se kyu kha rahi ho

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Posted on August, 24 2013 09:40:56 PM

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Santa apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh
rahe ho?
Santa:Expiry Date dondh raha hoon

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Posted on August, 24 2013 10:03:55 PM

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one more
Teacher
Fail Q hoay? Sawal me choice to thi
Student
Sir Sawal tha Write an essay on any1
A: our President
B: Street Dog
C: A Beggar

Is me choice kahan hay?...

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Posted on August, 24 2013 10:42:50 PM

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